Add a Million viewers in one move. [Archive] - ThisisBigBrother.com

MargeryFan

11-07-2009, 09:32 PM

This is meant to be lighthearted so no live feed stressing please please please.

If you were executive producer for 10 minutes and could only make one big change to the show how would you add a million viewers to Big Brother?

I personally would get rid of the geordie voice-over guy and bring in the whitty banter voice-over guy from come dine with me. :bigsmile:

*mazedsalv**

11-07-2009, 09:37 PM

1. Bring back LF
2. Advertise massivley with very unique adverts
3. Go onto the forums and look at task ideas from fellow people
4. Giving the public a chance to express what twisst they want, and the best one happens.

HalfwitFTW

11-07-2009, 09:39 PM

I think they need to can Big Bother all together. Hopefully this year will be the last.

bettiepage

11-07-2009, 09:39 PM

You can't add a million viewers now. Big Brother is dead. They have done it all and should just let the show die out.

BB_Eye

11-07-2009, 09:42 PM

Sack the producers

MargeryFan

11-07-2009, 09:46 PM

guys guys guys this was meant to be lighthearted. I didn't mean literally add a million viewers. just a fun way that you would improve the show.

Luminis

11-07-2009, 09:47 PM

Kill someone?

MargeryFan

11-07-2009, 09:53 PM

I heard someone say putting ketamin in the water could be interesting viewing.

Marc

11-07-2009, 09:55 PM

Give the public the choice of what to do for one week only!

MargeryFan

11-07-2009, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by Marcjswp
Give the public the choice of what to do for one week only!

I like!

MaratSafinForever

11-07-2009, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by MargeryFan
This is meant to be lighthearted so no live feed stressing please please please.

If you were executive producer for 10 minutes and could only make one big change to the show how would you add a million viewers to Big Brother?

I personally would get rid of the geordie voice-over guy and bring in the whitty banter voice-over guy from come dine with me. :bigsmile:

ha!you think even a million people watch come dine with me.

MaratSafinForever

11-07-2009, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
1. Bring back LF
2. Advertise massivley with very unique adverts
3. Go onto the forums and look at task ideas from fellow people
4. Giving the public a chance to express what twisst they want, and the best one happens.

LF?

Luminis

11-07-2009, 10:02 PM

Live feed.

*mazedsalv**

11-07-2009, 10:03 PM

Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
1. Bring back LF
2. Advertise massivley with very unique adverts
3. Go onto the forums and look at task ideas from fellow people
4. Giving the public a chance to express what twisst they want, and the best one happens.

LF?

Live Feed

bettiepage

11-07-2009, 10:08 PM

It's dead.

Loukas

11-07-2009, 10:10 PM

The only way...

2 words..

Race Row :bawling:

MargeryFan

11-07-2009, 10:21 PM

Originally posted by MaratSafinForever
Originally posted by MargeryFan
This is meant to be lighthearted so no live feed stressing please please please.

If you were executive producer for 10 minutes and could only make one big change to the show how would you add a million viewers to Big Brother?

I personally would get rid of the geordie voice-over guy and bring in the whitty banter voice-over guy from come dine with me. :bigsmile:

ha!you think even a million people watch come dine with me.

A million people and their mothers watch come dine with me.

MargeryFan

11-07-2009, 10:24 PM

Originally posted by Rice_square
It's dead.

It's easy to say that but if you really think that then why are you on here?

just stating the obvious it's not an attack.

dennissabre

11-07-2009, 10:26 PM

I would change Big Brothers name to Coronation Street. :whistle:

Rozartytype

11-07-2009, 10:27 PM

Put some different sort of housemate in the house.BB producers do seem to favour the wannabe types and/or the thickies.

TurtleSoup

11-07-2009, 10:30 PM

Put in a psychopath.
Have a naked week; every housemate strips off for a whole week.
Russian roulette.
Put in a young child.

bbbri

11-07-2009, 10:57 PM

Add a dog that is trained to sit at the exit door every Friday night pining after the evicted housemate - it would add a million viewers but unfortunately the additional million viewers would demand that the dog wins :dog:

Twilight

11-07-2009, 10:58 PM

Bring back Live feed

MargeryFan

11-07-2009, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by bbbri
Add a dog that is trained to sit at the exit door every Friday night pining after the evicted housemate - it would add a million viewers but unfortunately the additional million viewers would demand that the dog wins :dog:

:joker:

Rozartytype

11-07-2009, 11:09 PM

Bring back the washing machine mystery from BB8...oh the fun we had.....

Miss-red

11-07-2009, 11:10 PM

Vern

11-07-2009, 11:11 PM

Have a Newcastle Night-life themed week. Dress them all in white stilletos and micro-skirts, and give them an open bar during the evening - maybe two people have to be sober each night to man the bar, serve cocktails etc. Doesn't matter if they're hung over during the day coz we can't see them puking and sleeping anyway. The nighttime LF will be way more interesting. Something entertaining always occurs when you up the alcohol.

EzzaB

11-07-2009, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by TurtleSoup
Put in a psychopath.
Have a naked week; every housemate strips off for a whole week.
Russian roulette.
Put in a young child.

LOL! I agree :thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

Also they should sack the producers and Let the public decide the tasks for the entire time they are in the house.

Also Housemates should be immediately sent to another house if they break the rules. And face eviction...

just ideas to gain more viewers

Also call the show off next year and bring it back the following. :tongue::wink:

RCW1945

11-07-2009, 11:39 PM

Measure the house's total water consumption for one week.
Then tell them that they need to halve it the next week to get their food.
Imagine the rows over washing,teeth cleaning, washing-up,showers, flushing etc etc.
It would be good "green" propaganda.

King Gizzard

11-07-2009, 11:44 PM

Have big brother every two years.

MargeryFan

11-07-2009, 11:44 PM

Originally posted by RCW1945
Measure the house's total water consumption for one week.
Then tell them that they need to halve it the next week to get their food.
Imagine the rows over washing,teeth cleaning, washing-up,showers, flushing etc etc.
It would be good "green" propaganda.

Possibly my favorite suggestion yet.

arsenalforever

11-07-2009, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by Hewman
Have big brother every two years.

Hewman your right

Or move it to E4

MargeryFan

11-07-2009, 11:47 PM

Originally posted by arsenalforever
Originally posted by Hewman
Have big brother every two years.

Hewman your right

Or move it to E4

Why move it to E4?

hels.a

12-07-2009, 01:33 AM

Redvines

12-07-2009, 01:58 AM

I would have all housemates watch nominations in the sitting room on the monitor. No one is permitted to speak. If they do, they are given a yellow card. A second offense would be a red card. A red card will automatically put that housemate up for eviction. If they survive, the cards are removed. A yellow card carries over from week to week. Also, limit nominations to five minutes per person and show them live on Sunday or Monday night.

Kerry

12-07-2009, 02:02 AM

Take it back to basics. Quit with the being able to win tokens if they sneeze correctly or breathe. If they fail the weekly task they fail it. END OF! No winning tokens in the mean time. It's basic rations!

When they do actually get alcohol give them enough to get drunk. Not just slightly merry (if even that)

luminoussun

12-07-2009, 03:04 AM

Saw style games :devil:
A coloseum built in the back yard and daily games.Just imagine (in a geordie accent) day 23 and marcus is scooping up lisa's entrails after last nights row.

=-Incognito-=

12-07-2009, 05:50 AM

Deathmatches!

HELLIWONTGO

12-07-2009, 05:57 AM

Originally posted by Luminis
Kill someone?

If we start with George Smug Lamb and see how many viewers that attracts, then we can move onto Chavina, I'd watch!:thumbs:

Addy

12-07-2009, 08:11 AM

Live feed. Bb should listen to the people more. Conduct focus groups and see what people loved about the show.

Taralove

12-07-2009, 08:20 AM

Get the chickens back.

Alf

12-07-2009, 08:27 AM

put me in, i'd add 7 million viewers

PMC42

12-07-2009, 08:50 AM

Ten minutes... Hmm. Take out every single one of the current hm's and replace with an entertaining bunch, doubt anything they did with the lot in there the now could improve it much :rolleyes:

philmurph

12-07-2009, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by Rozartytype
Bring back the washing machine mystery from BB8...oh the fun we had..... let the house mates see who's nominating who each week

Kore

12-07-2009, 11:10 AM

vesavius

12-07-2009, 12:32 PM

Take it off C4.

Infact, take it off TV.

Build a BB house on a scrat of land in international waters, ship out a global set of 30 contestants for 3 months, give them complete freedom to set up their own government and rules. Reduce Big Brother to just being the provider of resources such as food, and the giver of tasks to earn that resource.

Let them treat each other as they wish and broadcast it all vis the net 24/7, giving the viewer complete control over which camera they watch at any given time, allowing users to compile their own 'HL shows'.