View Full Version : Marcus Wants To "Take Noirin Up The Aisle"!!!
dennissabre
14-07-2009, 01:25 AM
I know the feeling :whistle:
The Sun
By DAN MENHINNITT
Published: 13 Jul 2009
LOVE struck Marcus Akin has said he fancies Noirin Kelly because she would make a good wife and mum.
The 35-year-old has refused to take no for an answer when it comes to pestering the pretty Dubliner.
The Irish retail manager, 25, has repeatedly told the hairy window fitter she only wants to be friends.
But that did not stop Marcus from discussing her charms with Lisa Wallace.
"I think a lot of the thing why I look at Noirin all the time is because I'm this age, and I start to look at women as wives and mother and stuff like that and it's impossible to look at her in any other light," he said.
golden
14-07-2009, 01:27 AM
Originally posted by dennissabre
I know the feeling :whistle:
The Sun
By DAN MENHINNITT
Published: 13 Jul 2009
LOVE struck Marcus Akin has said he fancies Noirin Kelly because she would make a good wife and mum.
The 35-year-old has refused to take no for an answer when it comes to pestering the pretty Dubliner.
The Irish retail manager, 25, has repeatedly told the hairy window fitter she only wants to be friends.
But that did not stop Marcus from discussing her charms with Lisa Wallace.
"I think a lot of the thing why I look at Noirin all the time is because I'm this age, and I start to look at women as wives and mother and stuff like that and it's impossible to look at her in any other light," he said.
The hairy window fitter..lol
ClaretandBlue
14-07-2009, 01:40 AM
God I love the Sun.. I wish we could get it in the states.
a_2009
14-07-2009, 01:45 AM
I'm not to sure, i find andrex much softer and it doesn't leave inky stains on your arse :tongue:
Rodrigo2Win
14-07-2009, 01:49 AM
''The hairy window fitter'' made me laugh too.
Pehaps i should stop being all intellectual and reading the Times.
Chri$
14-07-2009, 01:55 AM
Ohh God, He is more creepy then Sree! :bored:
serensilver
14-07-2009, 02:05 PM
he wants to take her up something else too me thinks :laugh2:
bansheewails
14-07-2009, 02:10 PM
I love Super Marcus he is one of the funniest men on tv even if he doesn't mean to be!
:wink:
Why do I keep getting stupid database connection errors, how irrating!
HELLIWONTGO
14-07-2009, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by bansheewails
I love Super Marcus he is one of the funniest men on tv even if he doesn't mean to be!
:wink:
Why do I keep getting stupid database connection errors, how irrating!
Welcome back 'banshee' have a good holiday, nothing has changed, Lord half wit is still idolised, not sure why though?
Snarly is just as bitter and Marcus just as creepy!
There now you are up to date! :xyxwave::joker:
yousoboo!
14-07-2009, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by Rodrigo2Win
Pehaps i should stop being all intellectual and reading the Times.
No you really shouldn't. :thumbs:
Chels
14-07-2009, 02:20 PM
Originally posted by serensilver
he wants to take her up something else too me thinks :laugh2:
steady on! :laugh::laugh:
Originally posted by Chels.x
Originally posted by serensilver
he wants to take her up something else too me thinks :laugh2:
steady on! :laugh::laugh:
LOL!!
Sabrewulf238
14-07-2009, 02:26 PM
Unless it's up the supermarket aisle I don't think he has much chance :tongue:
AhmedFan2004
14-07-2009, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by dennissabre
I know the feeling :whistle:
Why would a very attractive, elegant, athletic, curvacious 25 year old who gets hit on '50 times per night out', marry a fat, ugly, hairy, socially erroneous 35 year old who's been told countless times that he's not fancied and is just a friend?
He's not even a friend, he's actually just a temporary by-stander for chit chat and gossip, because she's severed ties with other HMs.
If Sree was there now, she'd be stuck to him like glue and depending on his lust and admiration for her. She's like a monkey and swings from branch to branch whenever it benefits her to do so.
Women often do this in the relationship/dating game, so it comes as no surprise, especially attractive women who are used to being socially domineering; getting what they want, when they want it and with very little resistance from their orbiting chums.
Lauren
14-07-2009, 02:44 PM
LOL hairy window fitter
dennissabre
14-07-2009, 02:48 PM
Taking someone "up the aisle" is a eufemism for taking someone up the bum.
Lost on here as always :whistle:
Rozartytype
14-07-2009, 04:07 PM
Marcus has no chance,the poor deluded,hairy window fitter:laugh3:
PaulyJ
14-07-2009, 04:19 PM
Marcus is getting his drool on, has probably never been close to a A grade fitty in his 35 years, and now he's got a chance he's not going to let a A grade fitty tell him no
Tis a shame fa shoor, fa shoor
Stardoll
14-07-2009, 04:27 PM
He really can't take no for an answer, can he?
dennissabre
14-07-2009, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by Stardoll
He really can't take no for an answer, can he?
Obviously not as i'm sure someone must have told him that looking like an 'extra' out of '' The Planet Of The Apes' was never going to be a good look. :wink:
Originally posted by Lauren
LOL hairy window fitter
:shocked:
Saywhat
14-07-2009, 05:15 PM
BB has put a bleeding stalker in the house, poor Noirin thought he was her friend, he is just a bleeding stalker I fear she would never be able to get rid off, even outside of the house.
Bombardier
14-07-2009, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by serensilver
he wants to take her up something else too me thinks :laugh2:
I just woke up and my vision is blurry when I read the thread title. That's what I actually thought it said. :elephant:
Originally posted by Saywhat
BB has put a bleeding stalker in the house, poor Noirin thought he was her friend, he is just a bleeding stalker I fear she would never be able to get rid off, even outside of the house.
Why didn't she nominate him then? Eh? Poor Noirin my ass.
Saywhat
14-07-2009, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by jet
Originally posted by Saywhat
BB has put a bleeding stalker in the house, poor Noirin thought he was her friend, he is just a bleeding stalker I fear she would never be able to get rid off, even outside of the house.
Why didn't she nominate him then? Eh? Poor Noirin my ass.
COZ SHE THINKS HE IS HER FRIEND DIMWIT! SHEEEESSHHHH!
Saywhat
14-07-2009, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by Saywhat
Originally posted by jet
Originally posted by Saywhat
BB has put a bleeding stalker in the house, poor Noirin thought he was her friend, he is just a bleeding stalker I fear she would never be able to get rid off, even outside of the house.
Why didn't she nominate him then? Eh? Poor Noirin my ass.
COZ SHE THINKS HE IS HER FRIEND DIMWIT! SHEEEESSHHHH!
Hey but I am sure if Siavass really cares about her, he would tell Noirin Marcus claims he has GROPED her and FELT her up under the duvet:yuk:
CaPPa
14-07-2009, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by jet
Originally posted by Saywhat
BB has put a bleeding stalker in the house, poor Noirin thought he was her friend, he is just a bleeding stalker I fear she would never be able to get rid off, even outside of the house.
Why didn't she nominate him then? Eh? Poor Noirin my ass.
Stalking is low on Noirin's list of objectional behaviour, it actually comes below 'going to bed early'.
Originally posted by dennissabre
Taking someone "up the aisle" is a eufemism for taking someone up the bum.
Lost on here as always :whistle:
I thought that was where Marcus was interested in taking Noirin too.
Jayson
14-07-2009, 05:43 PM
Marcus needs to move on to Karly, she'll do anything for publicity... ANYTHING.
dennissabre
14-07-2009, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by CaPPa
Originally posted by jet
Originally posted by Saywhat
BB has put a bleeding stalker in the house, poor Noirin thought he was her friend, he is just a bleeding stalker I fear she would never be able to get rid off, even outside of the house.
Why didn't she nominate him then? Eh? Poor Noirin my ass.
Stalking is low on Noirin's list of objectional behaviour, it actually comes below 'going to bed early'.
Originally posted by dennissabre
Taking someone "up the aisle" is a eufemism for taking someone up the bum.
Lost on here as always :whistle:
I thought that was where Marcus was interested in taking Noirin too.
At least you got it cappa :thumbs:
muchadoaboutnothing
14-07-2009, 10:42 PM
You mean "Marcus wants to take Norin up the A***?
dennissabre
14-07-2009, 10:57 PM
Originally posted by muchadoaboutnothing
You mean "Marcus wants to take Norin up the A***?
Oh thank god. Someone who actually gets it. :cheer:
golden
14-07-2009, 11:40 PM
Originally posted by dennissabre
Originally posted by muchadoaboutnothing
You mean "Marcus wants to take Norin up the A***?
Oh thank god. Someone who actually gets it. :cheer:
lol...that was my 1st thought when I read it!:laugh:
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