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Kore
10-06-2005, 03:37 PM
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Gay? I like birds me!Straight Story
Day 15, 15:00


Craig is convinced that macho man Anthony is secretly gay. But the perma-tanned dancer with a penchant for John Travolta claims he is totally straight.

The mystery of Anthony's sexuality was back at the centre of conversation today during a conversation in the bedroom.

"I'm not gay," a frustrated Anthony sighed, for the gazillioneth time.

Craig then said that, even if Anthony were that way inclined, he wouldn't go there. "He reminds me of Gollum from Lord Of The Rings," Craig explained with a shudder.

For some unexplained reason, this really upset Anthony. "I'm going to drag you off that bed in a minute!" he shouted.

"And do what?" Craig said playfully, expertly winding the lad up.

Anthony wasn't sure what he wanted to do with Craig. "Whatever I feel like," he said, acting tough.



Take that you bruteLesley then suggested that Anthony might "feel like" ripping Craig's knickers off with his teeth.

"I wonder which one of us looks more feminine?" Craig mused, watching Anthony practically explode.

"You're just a gay hairdresser," Anthony retorted, trying to take Craig on at his own game.

"How dare you presume about my sexuality," Craig feigned insult. "You act gay but I don't go on about it."

Just in case there was any doubt about anyone's sexuality, Craig, Anthony and Maxwell then had a jolly pillow fight, leaping on top of each other and rolling around on the beds screaming.

Well, boys will be boys...

LOL them 3 are hilarious! :joker:

Arneldo
10-06-2005, 03:41 PM
lol

Lance
10-06-2005, 03:44 PM
You forgot the link Kore!:nono: lol just kidding.

Erm..I think its quite mean that everyone is provoking Ant about his sexuality.It does seem to be Craig who is the main instigator.He says he doesnt fancy him but I'd say he does.

He is fixated with him.He ogles him and has him on the brain non-stop.:bored:

Kore
10-06-2005, 03:48 PM
yeah craig does like ant in my opinion =D ...lol

sorry lance..lolol!, heres the story for you (Gay? I like birds me!)

Sunny_01
10-06-2005, 04:07 PM
I think that Craig is perfectly aware that Ant is not gay but just knows which buttons to push to annoy him in a fun kind of way. If lesley goes I think that Craig will generate towards Ant and Maxwell which will give us more funnies to laugh at.

jumpingjack
10-06-2005, 05:52 PM
Of course Anthony is gay!!
*70's Dancer!
*Perma-tanned!
*Gorgeous!
*Fit!
*Tight t-shirts...

Shall I go on....?:hugesmile:

djdan789
10-06-2005, 06:09 PM
lol maxwell to win

*GersBabe*
11-06-2005, 08:20 PM
:joker: lol

Sunny_01
11-06-2005, 09:41 PM
I agree he does like to preen but I know a number of local lasses who have had encounters with him ( i know that doesnt make him straight ) and by all accounts he is all into the opposite sex if you know what I mean :nono:

ThaGazBoi
11-06-2005, 09:52 PM
lol