How can I learn to pick up girls Marcus-style????

[Slezer]

I'd be unstoppable.

[HELLIWONTGO]

very good, but he's an apeman and Noirin encourages him!

[WAYNEEBRUM]

i tend to give up at the first hint that a girl aint interested lol

[MargeryFan]

Ask for lots of cuddles and always remember to make cringeworthy comments. Sheilas love that sort of thing. They think it's cheeky.

[bansheewails]

Slap them round the head with a wooden club and drag them back to your cave by the Hair! Thats what Marcus would do!

:bigsmile:

[cassieparis]

develop an intense sense of insecurity make sure your personal grooming is of a style to make you look like a 19th century circus act adopt an expression of objectification and denigration towards women and then start begging for affection and sexual gratification ..... that will do it the women will come running :wink:

[Cristina]

Originally posted by bansheewails
Slap them round the head with a wooden club and drag them back to your cave by the Hair! Thats what Marcus would do!

:bigsmile:

thats so true :joker::xyxwave:

[AfroMullet]

Persistance is the key.

Oh, and a mullet.

[BellyButton]

Originally posted by cassieparis
develop an intense sense of insecurity make sure your personal grooming is of a style to make you look like a 19th century circus act adopt an expression of objectification and denigration towards women and then start begging for affection and sexual gratification ..... that will do it the women will come running :wink:

Great description!

You also need to have disgusting habits like picking your bare feet, cutting nasal hair in your bed etc. :nono:

[MasterFunk]

I doubt it'd be girls you'd be picking up! Marcus' charm would work a treat if you're doing life in a maximum security prison :)