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WATERS
21-07-2009, 12:07 AM
Weekly WATERS update

Recently this week WATERS got his Karma privliges back! which is a great plus for him. Sadly however he did no get his well deserved compensation which included 10+ karmas for himself and unlimited karma usage for three whole months =(
When interviewed WATERS had this to say 'im thrilled to have my karma back somehow i cant help but think that this is all Twilights fault' I think we can all agree with WATERS on that one she is a medulsome swine that twilight.
WATERS added 'the first person to congratulate me on my karma will get a plus karma fom me'
What a kind guy WATERS is!

Some bad news this week is that WATERS was late for work but it was not his fault as he wasnt informed that he was suposed to be in! The manager is that excited to be working with WATERS that he took no action upon this.
WATERS is next in work on Saturday at 11am through till 5pm.

Good news to come WATERS gets paid on sunday when interviewed he had this to say 'Woo!'

Iceman
21-07-2009, 12:09 AM
Hahahaha WATERS was late for work lol

Well done on your Karma being back you didnt seem the same without it.

MarkWaldorf
21-07-2009, 12:10 AM
This made me LOL

WATERS
21-07-2009, 12:11 AM
Iceman has been rewarded with a +

Locke.
21-07-2009, 12:12 AM
Congratulations WATERS!

30stone
21-07-2009, 12:12 AM
Lol ahaha,

this is quality Paul.



Congratulations on getting your karma back aswel.

x_eztiger_x
21-07-2009, 12:15 AM
lol yeah very good

WATERS
21-07-2009, 12:18 AM
David and Ben shall both receive karmas also

Novo
21-07-2009, 12:22 AM
Congrats waters

:xyxwave:

Do i get karma now

WATERS
21-07-2009, 12:42 AM
Ofcourse Andy gets karma

30stone
21-07-2009, 12:45 AM
Cheers Paul,

And lol i guess your glad its back..

WATERS
21-07-2009, 01:03 AM
I am indeed

Harry!
21-07-2009, 06:09 AM
:dazzler: That was a good read!

Twilight
21-07-2009, 06:17 AM
I said sorry..

WATERS
22-07-2009, 07:49 PM
Ben has been rewarded Andy is next
Sorry doesnt cut it.

30stone
22-07-2009, 07:54 PM
:dance:

Thank you very much Sir Waters.

Twilight
22-07-2009, 07:54 PM
What more do you want?

WATERS
22-07-2009, 08:05 PM
I WANT BLOOD :devil:

bronaaaa
22-07-2009, 08:07 PM
:laugh:
Aww ha ha

Twilight
22-07-2009, 08:10 PM
Here "gives you my blood" happy?

lily.
22-07-2009, 09:14 PM
Community Service doesn't qualify as 'work'.

30stone
22-07-2009, 09:19 PM
Why would young paul be doing community service?

lily.
22-07-2009, 09:21 PM
In the grand scheme of things, there's a higher likelihood of 'young Paul' doing community service than there is of him having legitimate employment of any sort.

Twilight
22-07-2009, 09:22 PM
LOL lili

Locke.
22-07-2009, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by lili
In the grand scheme of things, there's a higher likelihood of 'young Paul' doing community service than there is of him having legitimate employment of any sort.

He works at a 5 star restaurant in Liverpool

lily.
22-07-2009, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by David
Originally posted by lili
In the grand scheme of things, there's a higher likelihood of 'young Paul' doing community service than there is of him having legitimate employment of any sort.

He works at a 5 star restaurant in Liverpool

Or so he would have you believe.

Mrluvaluva
22-07-2009, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by David

He works at a 5 star restaurant in Liverpool

Are they still going? "sings...System Adddict".

Locke.
22-07-2009, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by lili
Originally posted by David
Originally posted by lili
In the grand scheme of things, there's a higher likelihood of 'young Paul' doing community service than there is of him having legitimate employment of any sort.

He works at a 5 star restaurant in Liverpool

Or so he would have you believe.

I've seen him in there Rose, and also in his uniform thing.

30stone
22-07-2009, 09:25 PM
I dont think there is linda.

And why wouldn't you believe david when they are friends off the forum?

Twilight
22-07-2009, 09:25 PM
PMSL

lily.
22-07-2009, 09:27 PM
What possible reason would I have to believe either of them Ben.

Please.



Edit to add: Nice 80s nostalgia moment there Barry.. :thumbs:

30stone
22-07-2009, 09:27 PM
They are both nice trustworthy people.:spin:

Locke.
22-07-2009, 09:28 PM
Because I've got no reason to lie

Twilight
22-07-2009, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by lili
What possible reason would I have to believe either of them Ben.

Please. Heyy girl haven't seen you for a bit, how are you lately?

lily.
22-07-2009, 09:31 PM
I'm pretty damn good.. :)

I'm not watching BB though, so don't spend all that much time in here..

lily.
22-07-2009, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by 30stone
They are both nice trustworthy people.:spin:

I'll crack the jokes Marshall.

And, while yer here... why is this p.o.s. thread in 'Celebrity News'?

Twilight
22-07-2009, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by lili
I'm pretty damn good.. :)
Aww good i missed you

WATERS
22-07-2009, 10:15 PM
Right 'lili'..
Im a celebrity therefor its news of a Celebrity
Plus i do have a job its very legitimate its probably the most sucesful resturaunt in the world.
Lili you have every right to belive me and David, because neither of us have big noses and if we lied they woud grow bigger and bigger
Your nose is probably so big that it has other noses growing off it you big fibber

lily.
22-07-2009, 10:22 PM
I prefer the term 'pathological liar'.

Mrluvaluva
22-07-2009, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by WATERS

i do have a job its very legitimate its probably the most sucesful resturaunt in the world.


:xyxwave:

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s233/BGRAYSHON/A2-6.jpg

WATERS
22-07-2009, 10:24 PM
So what if ts McDonalds :laugh:

lily.
22-07-2009, 10:25 PM
"Do you want fries with that love?"

WATERS
22-07-2009, 10:29 PM
To be fair
I've never heard that being said at a McDonalds

lily.
22-07-2009, 10:42 PM
Well they should start saying it..

30stone
22-07-2009, 10:44 PM
I want to get mcdonalds now...

Im not allowed )=

lily.
22-07-2009, 10:48 PM
Me either. I'm on a strictly healthy foods diet. :(

WATERS
22-07-2009, 10:51 PM
Ben would get his for free
If Lili belived me on stop telling porkie pies shed get hers for free to

30stone
22-07-2009, 10:53 PM
Lol...
Free Mcdonalds, sadly if i could, i would make my self sick eating to much lol..


Edit: - Karma :sad: Harsh.

lily.
22-07-2009, 10:55 PM
I'll mull it over for a bit and get back to you.. ;)

WATERS
22-07-2009, 11:09 PM
=)
Dont worry bn iv had 2 today i think i wana get 100 now

Nurse57
22-07-2009, 11:26 PM
"shed get hers for free"

Yes she would.

30stone
22-07-2009, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by WATERS
=)
Dont worry bn iv had 2 today i think i wana get 100 now

I put you up to -7 earlier


and some nasty person has minused you, you poor boy.

M X
28-07-2009, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
This made me LOL