Also the kitten/python thing.. I really recommend that you DO NOT watch it. It's horrible it's fu*cking horrible. Even if you think you can stomach it and watch it, you won't be able to! Trust me ah/ it's horrible

I am beautiful

Awww, you had an admirer, still a nice thing even if you didn't reciprocate the admiration.

Haha he was really geeky and ugly. I have a heart I couldn't play him for a drink.

I'm glad I made you laugh with my story ah/

Ha2.

You little fag magnet, lol. I must say that did make me chuckle. You should have got a drink out of him first then told him you weren't gay.

Hai/ I forgot to tell you (funny story) the other night when I went out in Cardiff I was dragged to a gay bar (haha not really it was open till 5am and I've been before; was alright) and I had somebody come onto me! Not literally but as in approached cos I was so beautiful I was like "ermm sorry but no" I thought you'd appreciate that, having wanted to have a night out in Cardiff

And this story incorporates Cardiff, gays and me. Your favourite things x

You got a few nominations though.

w/e I got no awards, I'm not respected on this forum... I am their elder and I don't even get a seat at the front of the bus.