You have no choice I'm going to crush a few pills into your drink and just have my way with you.

I want to finish in the top 5, I know I won't win, but being in the top 5 would be nice, especially as this will be the last time I'm around for this competition.

North Wales sounds crap, so we are not heading there btw.

North Wales yes, where all the beautiful people are.

I wanna finish top 40 in most loved.. Personal Best of 48 is not good

Date and semen, you vile tramp. Where is Bangor? Wales?

Oooo date and semen. Delightful

Make it Bangor and it's a deal!

Yes, I went on a date and no, we cannot go to blackpool together. We can however share a McDonalds happy meal and camp it up in Bognor.

-message stalking-

Did you get some cock last night?!

Can we go away for the weekend?! Blackpool ?!

You're so gay