I am not hot.

Rice is though.

Yeah he said he find you hot and then said /rice

Did you tell your date that you had a fictional black baby with some guy you know and have been speaking to for years on an Internet forum centred around Big Brother? I guess you should have.

Nobody ha2

Who else enjoys an awkward moment like me?

I just love the fact as soon as the date became awkward the first person I thought to text was you.

I won't be, I'm not a slag anymore

You massive *****.

Don't go all the way until the third date

I actually have another date planned. Aside from that he was actually really nice

OMG.

Go on another date with him and find out more of these stories