I haven't given you abuse for a few days, what's up *****?

She'll do better than the copious amounts of magazine deals you'll do declaring love to one of the skanks you pick before shockingly splitting up with her in a bid to get some last minute fame and cash... I'm done for a while

If she must lower herself to that then I suppose it's better than anything else she will ever get. What a shame.

Suzy is set to go into the Celebrity Big Brother house next year I hear, oh look, she's getting gigs after 45 seconds of leaving the show... oh and good luck contracting genital herpes, you chose well Benji

Suzy is a nobody, the world has already forgotten about her and her weird smelling vagina.

Suzy says he's more of a man than you'll ever be, and performs better in the bed-room, you get riddled by one of those *****-bags, she's going to be a global sensation