Please, Hitler feared my grammar nazi-ing skills. I made the Third Reich look like the cast of Sesame Street. Now I'm imagining everything I type in a german accent.

OMGZ nazi

And you'll fear the day, watch your grammar my dear for you'll never know when I might strike until it's too late.

I can actually imagine that happening

Don't laugh, I'm egotistical twisted and have the memory of an elephant after all. I'll remember this one day and laugh at you when you miss a full stop on a sentence in a few years time.

fail