I'll be over in 5 x

and lmao you're literally talking to someone who hasn't smoked for 1 week and thats the longest period time they haven't smoked for a year. you're fine it's just a one time thing innit. Just whack on a Disney film, grab your duvet and a cuppa and get yourself ready for my fingers.

ugh my high is wearing off and I hate myself for just posting that

Sounds like a good day tbh. Whats happening with my fingering

oh god I love all day drinking sessions

I went out on Friday but don't remember even leaving the house for pre-drinks oops.

It was a whole day at a folk festival. It actually was really good food stalls, weird clothing/trinkets stalls with live music and a silent disco all local ales/cider.. which in hindsight was the worst thing ever.

wash dem bowels out love.

good night altogether tho?

I am slightly, but I got drunk yesterday and had awful ****s last night/this morning.. so I needed to feel better cos my stomach was raging

are you still drunk/high by any chance?

I hope you are so I can take advantage.