It is always mean.

4 hours?! omg. poor guy, I hope it goes super fast for you

My dissertation WILL write itself.. or somebody else will do it..

I'm never mean to you, just honest.

Yeah I have work from 12 - 4, such a long day, ha. Do some uni work! That dissertation will not write itself.

It's only karma for all the mean poop you say about me

I do love you most of the time though... I literally need to so some work sometime soon... are you working today?/tonight? I still have my two suspects in the mole

You bitch.

Might have to work a long time to get enough to go travelling again.. say about 20 years?

Oh, of course. May as well earn a wage from it.

I thought it was, try whilst being paid on an hourly rate?

I am not a man *****, I just like to try before I buy.

You make lots of people laugh.