Damn I logged out. I could have provided some explicit entertainment.

Stu apparently half the forum is viewing our profiles right now.

It's rather exciting.

Remember on Facebook I told you I seen a guy that looks like you?

Right well yesterday I was outside City Hall in a smoking circle with these guys - and then out of the blue this bloke comes over and sits down facing me.

And it was the exact same guy that looked like you that day!

My friend, the little ***** that was on my Facebook that time arguing with you - was like 'Paddy there's the Stu Kent lookalike!'.

He said it like you were some sort of Celebrity .

I swear to God though I thought it was you and got really awkward incase you recognized me or something.

You're retarded.

Good lad;

Basically I'm about to go on this quest right now as we speak, but I have to go with questions - questions regarding the afterlife.

The answers I get will be accurate as the source I'm going to go to will be someone heavily connected to Heaven/Purgatory.
Infact I've already found out what Hell is actually like - from this same source.

So I was wondering if you had any questions you would like me to put forward?

I actually can't think of that many and I need assistance, that's why I've been putting this discovery of so long - I keep forgetting my questions and I only have one shot to interview the person.

So would you like me to ask anything or do you have any ideas?

Okay. Go.

Stu, I need to ask you something - infact it's not really a question, it's more of an invite.

But you must promise not to laugh or come back with a sly and horrible remark that will make me want to shove a screwdriver through my head, ok?

Ok.