Magazine of The Year win coming their way for sure

It'll be a best selling issue!

Exclusive sneak peak of my pierced nipple as the main topic of the column?

As long as it's all complimentary then yes make that money

I do suppose babes, OK have asked me to do a column on our relationship. Am I allowed to include our sex scandals?

I think as soon as the tabloids start to show interest in the Bachelor again would be a wise move tbh, timing is everything!

So WHEN are we renewing our vows?

Oh yeah! That's so cool. I like most if not all of the cast and started off with nearly everyone in my favourites lol, but I've been gradually culling them and I'm happy with these ones being the best, you've now confirmed it for me I guess me and Dan the Other will just have to convince you to let Emma in

Omg we have the same favourites (except one of us is Team Georgina Dan the other is Team Emma, which is kinda evil!)

Definitley one of Britains greatest treasures imho