...what that book club thing is I think is quite mainstream, type thing...so as an author being read and discussed in a club...I think that makes you a bit meh and mainstream as well.....so what do you think about that, then...where’s your glamour and fabulousness now then...you sold it all to be snuggled up with those book club ladies...I think this makes you more of a knitted twin set than a fabulous gown now...

..I’m so glad you are so disturbed and so sick......

..thank you for making me so popular, Dezzy...I’m going to just bask in that.....

...amazing what great value disturbed and sick mind has.....

..I’ll be the most popular gal in town is the thing...

...and I discovered you first is what they will think...because they would never have read such a disturbed book had it not been for me...

...you’ll already be a best selling author with all of those movie rights offers etc...you’ll already be the most amazing discovery type thing and etc...

...so by the time they get to your disturbed mind and book..?...

...so obviously they’re so behind in their book reading and analysis chatting stuff etc...they still have loads to get through before they realise how disturbed you are and how disturbed I am for giving your disturbed book to them...

...most of their time at the book club is spent chatting about their day, their little occurrences in life and omg drama moments..and having a glass of wine and a bit of the latest Nigella cake recipe etc...