..don't apologise Joe..but you do need to try to get some sleep as well...how long have you been awake for..?...

..yeah, it makes a sound because it's a tree..unless it was the tiniest of trees..but it would still make a sound, just a tiny sound...yeah, I'm around for a little bit, but I have to get to Sainsburys early, so not too long..I have to get some food before it gets busy and you can't get parked....silly people shopping for Christmas...

...yeah, it does...but there's no one to hear it Joe...poor tree, it's fall goes unnoticed....

..are you going to try to get some sleep today Joe..?..

..what have you just done lol...?..oh, the Offspring is a bit heavy for first thing in the morning..I'll listen to the lyrics properly later ok..?...

..you're still awake Joe..?..how are you feeling..?...hang on, I'm going to listen to your song now..I've just logged on....

..you're not going to still be up when I log on in the morning are you..?

..LOL..you silly sausage, let yourself drift off to sleep...put the radio on Joe...

..yes, we'll have you turned into a Muslim as well soon..you better watch out......you better not cry..you better not pout..I'm telling you why.....you know who's coming to town Joe....

..yeah, Cat was my man Joe...then when I left him for another he turned to Islam.....