They suck, Internet connection is wishy-washy, one minute it's perfect, next it's sub-human...

So judging by your response, I presume you would be Reds bitch if you were gay? I thought so, you're a bit more camp than him

Didn't get your message till now, I'm calling Virigin Media up and giving them a piece f my mind -shakes rolling pin-

Just for the record, if you/Redmond were a couple, who'd be bottoming? (inappropriate question but that's me all round)

Aren't Makosi's boobs fake? But yah I'd take her over Angelina, I think Angelina is a wonderful actress and all but it has to be Moloko (as Science accurately described her)

I wouldn't say weird, just out of the ordinary... Like I was sure that you/Red would have a little romance, on the first night I came in I was so tempted to ask him who bottoms out of you two

I'd say you're a it like a mix of Science and Kemal, quite campish with that little cool streak.

Black women are just so radiant to look at, Halle Berry, Baby B, Kelly Rowland, Ciara etc. (Rihanna/Nicki Minaj are disgusting though), and black men are just... incredible

Exactly. And I'd imagine if we stayed together for another couple of months it wouldn't have ended as peacefully and low key as it did.

Internet connection is gash btw, that's why I reply like 24 hours after you

Err not really atm, It's only the beginning of 6th year at school and my head already feels like it could burst, not sure a relationship would benefit me in any way.

Although funny you should ask, my friend (she's matchmaker-happy) says there's an Asian dude (hot according to her) who wants to meet me, I'm going up to see her (and obviously the guy) on Saturday, I'll let you know how it goes

What about yourself, had your eye any birds lately? (during FBB I always got the gay vibe from you, don't take offence to that.)

Oh random question btw:

Two ladies come on to you, one is Makosi Musambasi, the other is Angelina Jolie - who would you rather... you know

No of course I don't. There's not much to tell really, we just sat down, talked and both of us agreed that the relationship had run it's course. I always knew me/him wouldn't be for life, but still wanted to make the most because I did genuinely love him - Does that make sense?

Not really, the occasional texts but I think we're both moving on.

I never got your VM's till today, that's odd

Oh? the one with Martha Stewart? I believe that's the last episode -devastated-

Hopefully they air it again, I'd imagine it's quite popular here, I know quite a few people who watch it.

We actually split in August did I not tell you hun?

Well Dani has been quite good so far, first week was a bit crap but this week she was pretty good, and did an impressive move too

My favourites atm are Lisa Reilly (Surprisingly fantastic and love her partnership with Robin), Denise Van Outen (fantastic this week) and Louis Smith (because he's a good dancer and his partner Flavia is fit as ******).

What episode are you on boo? I won't spoil anything but the ending is pretty fookin good

Lived in Frenchay.

1999 because there was still great trance music blaring in my house (sister) and also was the year I got hooked to the PS1

2002, don't know why I just loved that year!

That's it I guess.

You should have seen Strictly instead of that tripe on ITV, they had the Scissor Sisters on! who did the Fix Factor have?

Don't tel me you weren't listening to chart music in 2005? You WERE 12 FFS! that's the ripe old age where you actually aren' embarrassed to listen to chart music

Look up Bad Day by Daniel Powter and you'll recognise it surely.

Also 2005 was year of Sweety The Chick <3