With that there was a deathly silence ...

"why, I bet the goddess Dezzrodite herself isn't as beautiful as me!"...

Princess Shauna scorned the old woman and said in a LOUD VOICE..(and a bit of an odd accent..)...

"you should be more careful when speaking of the gods." ...

Suddenly an old woman walked through the crowd and spoke in a small voice ...

"There is no one who is as beautiful as I am" she would say "I bet not even the gods can compete with me!" ...

Whenever she went down into the village she would always boast about how beautiful she was and all the townsfolk rightly agreed...

Princess Shauna was a beautiful princess..(well depending on the light and angle etc..)...

..so anyways..for your birthday, I wrote you a story..(well I didn't actually, I stole it but let's pretend that I wrote it..)....so here we go...(it's true of course, but you know that..)...

(and another new round hello)