Don't ignore me Ben

..there is nothing wrong with Shaun's hat, I knit it for him myself...it took me 3 years to finish and I'm rather proud of it....

So we can have a chat thread again now?

Any valid reason for it? Surely you could see it was the best option

..oh sod off with your hotness..it's boiling here, I can barely stand the heat..everyone's wearing bikinis...I'm not keen on Shaun's one though..don't tell him I said that because I think he thinks he looks fabulous in it...

You know what this about don't you Ben?

..yeah, you're older than Jesus...and that's official as well because I think he's a few years younger than you...the ticket didn't arrive because you didn't bloody send it, now stop with your nonsense and get it in the post...I could do with a bit of sheep time....how's the job going..?..

..I'm always up early, how quickly you forget..this is my favourite time of the day...peaceful/quiet/thoughtful...are you off out anywhere this evening...?...I expect you stay in crying into your pillow every night, pining over me...hurry up and send me my ticket...

..what sort of silly time is it for you there and what are you up to..?..