Are you keeping up with bbcan like do you know who is up this week or are you waiting for the episodeS?

Magazine of The Year win coming their way for sure

Exclusive sneak peak of my pierced nipple as the main topic of the column?

I do suppose babes, OK have asked me to do a column on our relationship. Am I allowed to include our sex scandals?

So WHEN are we renewing our vows?

That was an unrealistic goal, let me live

I've actually still only seen episode 1 but I promise I'm returning to it very soon! Just watching Line of Duty so I can watch series 4 which starts this week but they're only short series so it won't be long

When we spend 24 hours straight watching a season of 24 in a basement and emerge back into the agonising daylight feeling like vampires

jUST WATCH IT NOW FOOL

love you