Yeah yeah big man...bring it on! Your a Yorkshireman right? War of the Roses all over again....I think we know who will win.... Red all the way. Your band of pirates will be too busy plucking your parrot to notice I have defeated their caption, stolen the loot and drunk all your rum singlehandedly....

On second thoughts...I'm a land lubber (lover?? Not sure what is actually is). You stay on your stinky ship...I rule the land!

Be afraid....be very afraid....

I'm feeling mutinous....me hearty

Now you're just being horrible.

-runs away sobbing-

You rude little *****. I was going to get you a penguin plush but you can **** yourself now

They're quite expensive actually you ungrateful little turd

I don't like snakes though

How about a Seaworld fridge magnet. Everyone loves a fridge magnet

How about a penguin? Got to nick one for my Auntie anyway.

Da fuq's a limpit?

Not bad. I'm off to Seaworld today The weather is just glorious. Nothing to complain about.