i remember ages ago when you were telling me about your football team or something like that and i was being really disgusting and saying very homoerotic things and you went along with it and you were like 'yeah we were in the changing rooms all sweaty' and stuff like that

I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

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oh right, do you still have the accent then? I was born in Liverpool but like yourself only lived there for a few months before my dad got a new job and we moved here. I teach Spanish btw. Young quick witted men are always my favourite students, I reckon you'd have done well in my class Mr!

Hows the course going are you enjoying it so far???

It was ok, it gets a bit boring over there though. I teach languages and I've been doing it for nearly 10 years now it's like dying a slow death. Don't ever become a teacher! I've been applying for other jobs there's one in a hotel nearby butt tits probably going to go to someone with more experience than me. oh well I didn't know you were Irish I always thought you were from London LK

I just got back from six weeks in Spain a week ago. It was pretty good I heard the weather was awful here I'm looking around for a new job, the one I do is like dying a slow death so I thought it was time to make a change. Hope the plumbing is going well! There's a lot of money in that kind of work I heard.

hey LK hope u had a nice summer!

Sorry for the late reply, thanks for the vote of confidence but I just don't see us doing that well this season with Lee Clark as manager.

Im fine thanks Legend Killer away from us not even being able to beat Coventry City in the Football, Lee Clark is quickly turning into one of the worst managers of all time.

Hello Legend Killer, how are you doing?

i will

and im stealing that gif