I wish my grass was emo...
 

'Cause then it'd cut itself.

:rolleyes:

Not even a titter? I must be losing my touch..

I dont find that funny really.

Im what people would class as 'emo' but i dont cut myself.

Hehe, read that somewhere before Zi.
It's just a joke, Glads, based on the 'oh no, my life is over!!!' emo crowd, rather than more level-headed ones like your fine self.

My best mates are in that 'emo cut self crowd'
i dont like it.

Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None, they like crying in the dark

Q: How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Ten... one to screw it in, one to drop and break it, one to cut themself with it, and seven to cry and write a song about it

Q: If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first?
A: The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid's tears.

Q: What's the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
A: The baby doesn't cry.

Q: How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they only screw in a puddle of vomit.

Q: If there is a punk and a skinhead in the back of a car, who is in the front?
A: A cop.

Q: How do you get a one-armed punk out of a tree?
A: Throw him a beer.

goth #1: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have atrophied.
goth #2: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face never GREW.
goth #3: What's a smile?

Q: How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they just embrace the darkness.

Q: How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one exceptionally pretentious goth who can hold onto it as the whole world turns around her.

Q: How do you get a goth out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope!

Old goths don't die, they just need less makeup.

I laughed at one of them.
the punk and other guy in the back of the car. :thumbs:
the rest are quite erm dire.

Yeah well, sick jokes are my favourites.
For the record, I'm a goth, and find most goth jokes funny.

XD :laugh: Ahh Fangz, you're officially the Demi-God of my new religion.

but dont you think stereotyping is a flaw within this world.

Of course it's a flaw, but jokes are jokes. She wasn't being offensive to you personally, just joking around.

Just so you know dont do anything rash today.
today hasnt been my best start to a day.
im likely to snap today.
i dont like stereotyping..unless i know what type of person it is.:bawling:

Ryan, I appreciate today hasn't been a good day for you, but then if this topic is getting you worked up, then avoid reading it!

this topic is here for everyone, i will read it.
well i just think it should be closed for the insanity of the rest of the forum

Ryan, that's like saying you'll kill yourself because anyone can do it. If you don't like it, then don't read it. It's not particularly offensive.

You're happy to sterotype chavs. If I posted a load of jokes about chavs, you'd probably love it.:conf: