LOL I love him even more after reading through these! Marcus should get his own talk show (he could be the next Jeremy Kyle)

Classic Marcus.:thumbs:

"I've got a killer death move that's just unstoppable."

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On people he doesn't know coming up to him and talking to him: "I never know if I have punched their dad or slept with their girlfriend"

hehehe:elephant:

Great quotes tonight!

Tonight was full of quoteables.

"This chair is sh*t...."

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''Beas the ****ing problem''


I dont think she heard it, she would of kicked off if she did lol

Moaning Mingebag also

David: "I think you're an pathetic excuse of a man"

Marcus: "Well I think you're a ****ing fat ****"

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that one may be in the top 10 :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

I only saw it last night and I nearly fell of the sofa with laughter.

The incident before that was brilliant aswel, when Freddie goes to Lisa 'ahh Lisa you make me cum' when she was shouting at him.

Yeah i might have pee'd my pants a little bit with laughter.. :laugh2:

Its funny how Marcus suddenly has more supporters than ever before, a couple of weeks ago most people hated him but now his greatness is recognised.

Yeah his support has shot up and i hope it continues to do so

my top 10:

10. This is probably the shittiest big brother ever

9. "I've got a killer death move that's just unstoppable."

8. Some dog food's nice, like the biscuits and that. I eat cat biscuits all the time. Cats' biscuits are delicious. Not tuna or anything like that, like ones with chicken in

7. "I never know if I have punched their dad or slept with their girlfriend"

6. I can scan a room in 10 seconds flat and make a weeks prediction of behaviour

5. 'I think i could pretty much eat a brick and my stomach acids would dissolve it'

4. "Sophie if you dont nominate me i'll headbutt you so hard we'll both scream"

3. Sophie: in alice in wonderland they had a tea party

Marcus: I hate tea, did they have diet pepsi and 7up at the teaparty?

Sophie: no

Marcus: well they were *****ing w*nkers then

2. "I would say that my arse is strictly an exit hole, but I would entertain the idea of colonic irrigation", said Marcus who suddenly became very enthusiastic about the idea. "Do you think we can swap a Token for a colonic irrigator?" he asked, only half joking. "You know, one of those machines with a little tube so you can see the bits of **** go past. I'd feel like Jaws and there'd be stuff in there like number plates and turtles," he added

1. About Nikki Grahame: She's got nice long hair and acceptable breasts

I made a thread for this quote.

From the letter he sent to one of his fans. 'I'm glad you like cats. I have a Siamese one. His name is Abdul; he is a little sh*t

THAT was just superb :laugh:

When Bea was trying to commandeer the bog snokelling task:

For one, it's boring and sh!t, and secondly, I want to do the other one.

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sorry if that's been said

the only other one that can make me cry as much with laughter as those is after noirin and isaac go, "great, now we;ve got more duvets to take into the garden"

and when the bowl broke and he carried on eating from half a bowl, someone here has it as their sig and i love it

great list of favourites!

marcusisms
 

hate to admit it but am actually finding marcus funnier by the day, here are my top three 'Marcusisms' so far.

1 how do u like them apples
2 i am THE irrepressible dark horse
3 maybe she was busy (bout Beas mum!)

he is truly hilarious

I also pmsl when he did the alphabet task, and his first two words were bastards n bollocks!

Feel free to add to this, lets get a top ten marcusisms from the die hard fans!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Everyone is warming to Darkhorse!

I don't get the apples comment.

There is a thread full of marcus quotes some where!