Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 6871965)

Whenever you see cut in porn it's like 3 different colours and looks like neapolitan ice cream :umm2:

Originally Posted by Gypsy (Post 6871940)

So did the Metro!

http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/26/big-br...-show-4740477/

NOTE: I am NOT Brad

Originally Posted by Gypsy (Post 6871948)

and im not claudia whoever that is

Originally Posted by Germyle (Post 6566832)

he's quite good looking

Originally Posted by arista (Post 6566856)

but Evil

Originally Posted by Apple202 (Post 6566992)

no he's not :conf:

Originally Posted by Germyle (Post 6567245)

yes he is :conf:

Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 6864416)

arista why do you post like that it's so ****ing irritating trying to read the article :facepalm:

Originally Posted by Livia (Post 6865133)

This thread contains an argument about how "hot" a rapist is... and people are irritated by the way Arista posts?

Originally Posted by Salman! (Post 6883185)

Originally Posted by mrmarky (Post 6883267)

Tell me about it, your kinda hot!

Originally Posted by Salman! (Post 6883286)

let's take this to PM

Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 5703203)

Originally Posted by Me. I Am Salman (Post 6931941)

in the thread 'old abandoned buildings'

Originally Posted by arista (Post 7204721)

Grapes that taste like cotton candy? Farmers create new all-natural fruit variety - without a chemical in sight

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...#ixzz3BJtEBmzw


In M&S its there own label , of course

Originally Posted by MB&U (Post 7204754)

How's that supposed to work? :suspect:

Originally Posted by arista (Post 7204774)

You place the grape in your mouth

Originally Posted by MB&U (Post 7204781)

Srsly

Originally Posted by Firewire (Post 7205697)

Everytime is playing in asda

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 7205709)

better lie down in a puddle of cloudy lemonade and cut yourself then

Originally Posted by Pyramid* (Post 3897125)

Wee light hearted idea for thread with a twist of fun thrown in.

Little Coffee Shoppe, a place for all housemates (BB11 of course) and others, to make 'an appearance', pop in for a bit of refreshment. Only one proviso. A BB11 or it's spin off UBB - housemate should ideally be mentioned in each post. :blush::blush:

*Opens door of BBEOCS - flicks on lightswitch, turns on Sunday morning easy listending radio, fills up coffe machines, sets tables, sit down and awaits delivery of pastries*

Spies a 4x4 parking up outside. ...... Ulrika, bringing with her freshly handmade Danish pastries (learned from her younger days in not too far away Swedish homeland).

Great..... coffee hot and pastries here, ready for business.:thumbs2:

*Flips door sign to OPEN* :xyxwave:

Originally Posted by babycakes (Post 3897469)

:cat::cat::cat:
Calling in to drop off a home made Lemon drizzle cake for the customers. Pop it down on the counter, catch sight of UV and Pyramid :xyxwave: hunched over the Sunday supplements and a pot of steaming coffee - and whilst my back is turned, Josie scoffs all the cake and then goes for a lie down on the comfy sofa in the corner ! What a cheek :hugesmile:

Originally Posted by TheDarkSide (Post 3899523)

Andrew pops in... just to ask directions to nearest McDonalds. He appears to have what looks like a watermelon in his rucksack. Darkside chokes on coffee.

Originally Posted by LemonJam (Post 3900943)

Ife comes in and takes a **** on the table.

Originally Posted by Pyramid* (Post 3901430)

*Puts up very large sign in window, "Due to Health & Safety, all animals (excluding guide dogs) are strictly prohibited from entering premises"*

Lights scented candles on tables, nicer ambience until dawn breaks.

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 3968259)

Jade Goody waltzes in and calls Ben a 'posh wanka' before collapsing in the corner with a bottle of Ouzo.

Originally Posted by LemonJam (Post 3968265)

BB4's Gos comes in, looks at Jade in the corner and begins teabagging her like an oompa-loompa.

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 3968271)

"Oi! You fat slag!" she chokes inbetween mouthfuls, before slipping on a puddle of her own urine. She reaches for her mobile phone and calls up her mum Jackiey, screeching "save me you money-grabbing cow!" down the phone.

Originally Posted by Dezzy (Post 3968299)

Jackiey runs in 'Sorry I'm late I was to busy selling your life support machine down the pawnshop. GET OFF MY BANK YOU SLAG' She swings for Gos.

Originally Posted by pices (Post 3968300)

Oh dear, seems that we are going to have to hire some security, word has got around about tonights speed dating and seems to have attracted a few undesirables.
Now then who shall we hire to get rid of the Riff Raff.......................

Originally Posted by LemonJam (Post 3968304)

Suddenley, the door bursts open. It's Jackiey looking angrier than ever, with her sidekicks Billi Bhatti and Hira Whateverthe****hernameis. She stares down at the urine soaked mess still getting teabagged.

"I'm so disapointed in you, Jade"

"YOU'RE DISAPOINTED, I'M NOT THE ONE HANGING OUT WITH A PAIR OF POPPADO-"

Billi interrupted before she could finish.
"At least I CAN WHIP MY HAIR BACK N FORTH I WHIP MA HAIR BACK N FORTH"

A bald Jade, begins crying.

Originally Posted by babycakes (Post 3968306)

The owners of the cafe are delighted that such colourful new patrons have arrived, but are a little concerned that the till is at risk, and the general unattractiveness of the new customers might put off the speed daters due to arrive any minute :joker:

Such drama had not been seen at the cafe since the day that Ife did a dump on one of the tables :spin::spin::spin:

Originally Posted by StupidHoe (Post 7224025)

I'm confused and wet

Originally Posted by Benjamin (Post 7225861)

:hehe:

Originally Posted by Locke. (Post 7231835)

It has just been confirmed that the facial pic is a fake, but never fear, the guy is still in possession of a video of her receiving one

Originally Posted by NovoBaratheon (Post 7231836)

Can't believe you've stayed awake til 6 looking for more Pics, your disgusting and should be ashamed of yourself

Originally Posted by Locke. (Post 7231837)

Piss off, I am up in anticipation of deadline day, I have already seen all the pics. It is you that is doing that, you hypocritical bastard

Originally Posted by NovoBaratheon (Post 7231838)

**** off I'm watching Lost again and just checking back in here every now and again

Originally Posted by Locke. (Post 7231840)

You are sat up on the computer with reddit open on one tab, TiBB on the other, a tub of lotion on the desk and a box of cleenex next to it you sick freak, these girls don't deserve this

Originally Posted by NovoBaratheon (Post 7231843)

What on earth do you take me for you scouse beastly bastard, I am sat watching Lost enjoying a cup of tea, you have probably kicked buster out in the garden so you can have a ham shank over those Selena Gomez pics, I have a good mind to call the RSPCC right now actually you cruel little ****

Originally Posted by Tom! (Post 7253279)

Originally Posted by anne666 (Post 6775535)

Sorry it's difficult to concentrate on it with that poor frustrated woman underneath dry humping the air for her Grannies benefit! YUK................................

Originally Posted by Germyle (Post 6783750)

says the one with three 6's in her username you Illuminati bitch