omg where's Jayson been?

No worries, I'm here now.

YAY JAYSON.

(where have you been?)

Hello Jayson. Blooming eck. All we need now is for Raph to come back and we are sorted :) :D

Blooming eck Jayson's back:D, hows it going?:)

Guys you're all forgetting that Shaun is MMAI.





I didn't really go anywhere, just forgot about TiBB. Then a few days back I post a thread about hedgehogs and WHAM I'm back.

Some of the stuff you've come out with in the past seems a tad unrealistic or like a Hollyoaks storyline. Example- the time you allegedly slept with a foreign exchange student who didn't speak English, yet couldn't tell anyone. Hmm. Or what about your millionaire friend with a 19 bedroom house (in Torquay...) where you once went for a party and the house got smashed up and police got called? It apparently made the news?

You also seem to like pretending to be more superior than you actually are and from what you've told me you seem to come from a pretty rough background, but act as though you're upper class. Not lying as such but definitely deception of some form.

Err, ik I distinctly remembering you saying you had a pilots license, which is when I knew you were completely bullshitting

So anorexia, male rape or gender identity disorder are bascially unrealistic?:p:shocked:

I don't remember the "couldn't tell anyone" aspect...I told you didn't I? :laugh: and the "didn't speak English" thing I don't remember...because he was over here on an exchange and could speak it :conf2:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle3567225.ece
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...hem-Manor.html
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/...gid=9640132363

I was brought up by parents on benefits. So perhaps not the roughest of upbringings because I was spoilt a lot. As for the poshness...I'm really not sure. I went to a grammar school and fell in with a lot of well-off people, and I guess that's the source of my accent.

I think I'm just an elitist - anyone can be that, regardless of background.

Its literally one of the first things you do when you're training to be an RAF pilot. Clues kind of in the name, you won't get far without the initial license :joker: and its not hard to obtain either. Its all the flight training afterwards which is where it gets more difficult

What about the preggas girlfriend tom. was that true?

a Private Pilot Certificate, is a licence that permits the holder to act as the pilot of an aircraft privately (not for pay). The requirements to obtain the license are determined by the International Civil Aviation Authority (ICAO), but the actual implementation varies widely from country to country. According to the ICAO, it is obtained by successfully completing a course with at least 40 hours (45 in the UK and Spain) of flight time, passing 7 written exams, completing an extensive solo cross country flight (minimum solo flight time is 10 hours), and successfully demonstrating flying skills to an examiner during a flight test or checkride (including an oral exam).

Ya umhm

Did your GCSE's trouble you? :pat:

It was about 9 or 10 weeks of Mon/Weds/Fri doing about 5 hours a day at Blackpool Airport. Nowhere near as time consuming as it looks.

Of course it was :joker:

I'm predicting this thread will be locked by one of the mods between 9 or 10 pm:p.

I have a feeling I know who Tom is. Tom Smith.. I once knew a Tom Smith! :shocked:

Someone has achieved more than you so obviously its not true :hugesmile:

I do love jealousy

Everyone knows a Tom Smith

I don't! :nono:

Lol. Awwwww.

Thats poor, even I know another one :joker:

not exactly worlds most unique name is it

So.. is there anything else anyone wants to get off their chests? :hugesmile:

No. Stop trying to draw attention to yourself because you love forum drama so much.

:joker::lovedup:

i don't think i know a Tom Smith in real life D: