Almost. Yesterday, the person I worked with was quite plain - you know what I'm trying to say - but she had a very athletic body. She even told me that she played rugby. I just couldn't get her out of my mind and I also had a very mucky dream last might and she was in it. There you go, that was very therapeutic.

Have you ever had sexual relations while a family member slept in the next room

Yes

Have you ever taken walked in on a family memeber in a state of undress (eww)?

Not since petit garcon

Have you ever walked in on a family member while they were gettin it on.

No

Have you ever found a tenner on the floor somewhere and kept it?

Of course. I once fell for a trick tenner.


Have you ever had a knee trembler down an alley or some other seedy outside location.

Yes (if an empty garage/workshop counts)

Have you ever put lies on your cv

No

Have you ever been hit with an egg?

First, Diablo who are you trying to kid that you've never put lies on your CV.

To answer the question. No.

Have somebody ever poured food over you?

I have never put lies on my CV, or any job application!!

No one has poured food over me but my sister poured oranged juice over me once :mad:

Have you never exaggerated your qualifications or experience?

Also, Where's the 'Have you ever' question.

I have changed jobs so much that I have no room to add lies.. lol

sorry.. Have you ever been arrested?

Yes.

Have you ever appeared in court?

I've been on the jury twice.. if that counts..


Have you ever been barred from a shop?

No. But I've been barred from two pubs.

Have you ever had a fight in the streets?

Yes

Have you ever been arrested?

Yes. We've just had this one.

have you ever appeared in court to defend yourself?

no

have you ever dirty danced?

ermm no

Have you ever had stitches?

Yes but not recently.

Have you ever danced dirty to impress someone?

no - but my friend has.

Have you ever danced dirty in front of a big crowd on show to everyone?

No...but I did with this girl when i was drunk and it was recorded and everyone I know has seen it. :blush2:

Have you ever recorded yourself and someone kissing/having sex?

No. Heaven forbid.

I've already done this one but, have you ever had a quicky in very sleazy location. eg alleyway, skip you get the picture.

^^ Yes...again I was drunk

Have you ever been slapped?

a few times
(cant keep my mouth shut sometimes) IT GETS ME INTO TROUBLE
HAve you ever saved someones life?

No..

Have you ever been blown away?? lol