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HARRY AMELIA

Harry is one of those entities that I will just never truely understand as a forum favourite. Aggressive and one note who would be hung drawn and quartered if she had a willy. She came, got her baps out, made Nick cum and got her baps out. There isn't anything really spectacular about our Harry and while she is nowhere near my bottom 20 housemates of all time who I could do an extremely damning report on. She also has enough low points to be given an early boot. Although I will give her some dues. Her sandwich making skills did make me howl as a low key moment so fair play to that. Harry Amelia is now seen having Twitter beef with ex boyfriend Nick who they produced a child with and well if that isn't a Jezza K episode currently unaired then I have no idea what is. But yes in closing. She is hella predictable and a housemate that was after her time because her shtick was played out and tedious very quickly.

My picture is being a **** forget it.

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Robert you are free to nominate now btw, I'll post the round once the other write-ups are complete.

I've done my Hannah write-up btw. I say that as it's not linked in the OP, while Troy and Lucas' are even though I did mine like an hour before!

Won't be home till around 7pm but will post asap

• Saved Jason

• Eliminated Jayne

I saved Jason because he is nowhere near as bad as most people on here make him out to be, and believe it or not, is actually a pretty decent guy, who had to put up with a lot of **** during his time in the house.


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I don't particularly dislike Jayne, but I do find her very overrated. She was good whenever she argued with Natalie, but her rants in the diary room were not "iconic" btw, and rather immature and embarrassing. She was like 50 years old ffs. I do appreciate her in the sense that she was a big part of BB17 and it may have been lacking in certain areas without her presence, so there's that I guess. Jackson nearly killing the poor woman by hitting her in the face/throat with a sponge(??) was a hilarious moment and so was her placing dead last in the final oop. But then you have Evelyn finishing in 5th sooo.

Bye Jayne x

Not the best of write-ups!!

Tldr

I hope I genuinely haven't ruined this for anybody. That wasn't my intention anyway.

Probably the shortest write-up so far. :)

You haven't ruined it for me

Just awaiting Rihce's Sam Kay writeup and then Round 3 can begin (once Robert's PMed me his nominations)

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I felt soooo bad for Sam. Easily the most well-meaning caring, and nicest in the **** - spawning house that was the BB16 compound.

anyway sending noms xx

One of many unjust evictions on C5 </3

That's ok, just never ever ever ever ever do it again :)

Noms sent http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/cust...ar98380_43.gif

Marco is saved because he is easily a god amongst this lineup.

292nd place: Kayleigh Morris (Big Brother 18
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Truly one of the most classless, vile people that the show's ever cast, Kayleigh is a vicious little motormouth who hopes that volume can serve as a substitute for character. For a while it seemed as though she were destined to be as dull as her fellow Ex on the Beach cast member Kieran (which is just as well, since she wasn't going to surpass the other one in Chanelle), and if you ask me she fulfilled this mission even if you consider her ejection reasoning.

One of the more vocal and shrill in her mistreatment of Arthur, she drew criticism for her foul mouth from some housemates and most of the public - but the Jack_s out there saw enough in her to save her over Imran, and consequentially Sukhvinder. Terrible people are everywhere.

Ultimately, though, she will be remembered for threatening to assault Chanelle with a sharpened weapon. We can rest safe knowing it isn't her intellect.

Aaron is safe bc favourite male winner and all that.

John James
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The pictures aren't working on my phone so just picture an arrogant moron pulling a constipated face in an ode to come off as sexy and doing anything but. He went into the house and immediately went for confident and attractive women because he was a self loathing tool that had to bring other people down. He then waited a couple of weeks of making women and the posh bloke cry to dive into a showmance with somebody who he emotionally manipulated for 10 weeks while PJE or whatever the producers name was wanked over them every time they were on screen and by god would he have been raw becauase they were never ****ing off it. Hogging the airtime night after night. In short. He maybe one of the worst housemates of all time and the producers catering to his every demand. The worst being getting a phone call from Nathan after he verbally abused Racheal AGAIN. Because that's what small, mysoginistic anf manipulative men do.

BE GONE JAMES

Save Siavash axe Daley

I'm saving Justine because she shares the same name as kween Justine Littlewood.

BB9 is one of those series where the people you were rooting for initially end up being just as awful as the people you were rooting against and Darnell is the perfect example to support the above statement. So Darnell started off perfectly fine at first and I didn't really mind him. Well at least, I think I didn't (it's been almost ten years and I'm in desperate need of a BB9 re-watch, which probably won't happen anytime soon.) He was incredibly righteous during Spitgate, which is something you can't say for pretty much everyone else that was involved, so fair play to him for that.

But the main reason why I find Darnell so abhorrent was because he starred in a sex tape with Billi Bhatti. No really, I could just end this write-up now because that pretty much tells you all you need to know about this pond life. His disgusting treatment of Sara, like that time he called her the biggest slut in the house or a gold digger, and a really bad one at that because she's an "ugly bitch" or when he DEMANDED her cook him a meal only to immediately throw it out in front of her. His descent into misogynistic, insecure, self-pitying, sack of shit all because Sara supposedly "led" him on when she touched his forearm playfully that one time or s/t just made the latter half of BB9 sooo ****ing insufferable to watch and it didn't help that we had to put up with him until the ****ing end. WELL NO, NOT THIS TIME. PISS OFF!