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Shaun 30-03-2011 11:33 PM
see I can imagine you timing it to electronica in a kind of Kraftwerk state of robotic movement and stern-faced the whole time.

Benjamin 30-03-2011 11:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu (Post 4175074)
Oh the filth. I don't use technique. It's more a disorganised maelstrom of sexual fervour. And when I'm rounding up the tadpoles my dick is usually ... you know ... pointing the one way your dick usually points when your forcing the thing up and down through a clenched fist.

So I don't get much control. But I like it like that, I do. I like how it all flirts up for a moment, suspended in the dead air, before dropping back down like a fountain outside a plush Vegas hotel.

Only more beautiful.
What a charming description.

-wonders how many guys read this and get themself off to it-

-looks at Shaun-

Benjamin 30-03-2011 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 4175076)
see I can imagine you timing it to electronica in a kind of Kraftwerk state of robotic movement and stern-faced the whole time.
:laugh3:

Vicky. 30-03-2011 11:34 PM
:o

Shaun 30-03-2011 11:36 PM
Vicky how about you? Do you just go all fingers in like you're mashing potatoes, or is it more like poking hot coals?

Stu 30-03-2011 11:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 4175076)
see I can imagine you timing it to electronica in a kind of Kraftwerk state of robotic movement and stern-faced the whole time.
No, although I do record the ejaculations themselves and watch them back in slowmo to the sort of tunes LemonJam would namecheck.

Benjamin 30-03-2011 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 4175081)
:o
Pffft, don't act all coy! I've heard all about your technique! :nono:

Stu 30-03-2011 11:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 4175085)
Vicky how about you? Do you just go all fingers in like you're mashing potatoes, or is it more like poking hot coals?
:joker:

Get that whisk up ya girl, yee haw!

Z 30-03-2011 11:38 PM
omg I'm crying with laughter

Shaun 30-03-2011 11:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu (Post 4175086)
No, although I do record the ejaculations themselves and watch them back in slowmo to the sort of tunes LemonJam would namecheck.
I knew I'd picked up a corrupted version of Chariots of Fire.

Benjamin 30-03-2011 11:39 PM
I love how Vicky has gone quiet. She probably frigging herself off slowly as we speak, getting off on every smutty word we say. ;)

Z 30-03-2011 11:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ukturtle (Post 4175094)
I love how Vicky has gone quiet. She probably frigging herself off slowly as we speak, getting off on every smutty word we say. ;)
vulva

Benjamin 30-03-2011 11:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zee (Post 4175095)
vulva
clunge

Z 30-03-2011 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted by ukturtle (Post 4175096)
clunge
labia

Shaun 30-03-2011 11:45 PM
her ass is an unholy site of stretches.

Z 30-03-2011 11:50 PM
I just started laughing at that Vicky thing again

Stu 30-03-2011 11:50 PM
I love how when you get infracted for naughty pictures the naughty picture has to be shown back to you in the PM.

It's reward in itself.

Claymores 30-03-2011 11:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu (Post 4175074)
Oh the filth. I don't use technique. It's more a disorganised maelstrom of sexual fervour. And when I'm rounding up the tadpoles my dick is usually ... you know ... pointing the one way your dick usually points when your forcing the thing up and down through a clenched fist.

So I don't get much control. But I like it like that, I do. I like how it all flirts up for a moment, suspended in the dead air, before dropping back down like a fountain outside a plush Vegas hotel.

Only more beautiful.
Good to know and that you edited that super description :thumbs:

Stu 30-03-2011 11:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claymores (Post 4175112)
Good to know and that you edited that super description :thumbs:
Yes, to add the bit about the Vegas hotel.

It's not a sinister plot, believe it or not.

You want pictures? :blush2:

Beastie 30-03-2011 11:59 PM
Meaty fag.

Claymores 30-03-2011 11:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu (Post 4175114)
Yes, to add the bit about the Vegas hotel.

It's not a sinister plot, believe it or not.

You want pictures? :blush2:
Of you editing mid-splash? naw, I'll give that a swerve - thanks for the offer tho

Vicky. 31-03-2011 12:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 4175085)
Vicky how about you? Do you just go all fingers in like you're mashing potatoes, or is it more like poking hot coals?
:bored:

Am actually LOLing at this thread so much :D

Stu 31-03-2011 12:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claymores (Post 4175124)
Of you editing mid-splash? naw, I'll give that a swerve - thanks for the offer tho
Pft, I never E&S. Your posts are all I need, sugar. I love when you dress me down. It's like punishment. Grr! :lovedup:

Benjamin 31-03-2011 12:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vicky. (Post 4175126)
:bored:

Am actually LOLing at this thread so much :D
Oh, she's finished now. Hope you washed your hands!

Claymores 31-03-2011 12:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Beastie (Post 4175120)
Meaty fag.
Don't put yourself down hun :bawling:


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