I do not just smell of fish. I am a fish. Please refer to my avatar. You can clearly see I have gills.

Killerqueen looks like this::colour:

How do you all know about my secret plans!!

Clom wants to steal my huuuge earings and use them as huuuge windchimes

Sparacus wants to become Cloms PA

Killerqueen is green with envy at the sight of Clom eating 60 apples per minute with a crowd of 60,000 cheering him on.

Clom is just green.

Clom is a barbarian whose idea of culture makes him reach for his gun

spara wishes he was green!

Killerqueen wants to appear on Love Island!

Clom is the one known only as Da-Nan.

Clom wiches to destroy danan and eat his head with various condiments

Sparacus wants to steal the head and place it on a random wall

I will mount it with pride.

Elz_Belz thinks digital watches are still a pretty neat invention.

I'm not that desperate! I just want to spread the joy of communion that is felt by those who embrace LI. I am not a number, I am a free person, I have the right that most of you have to their identity and privacy. You on the other hand deserve the scorn of all for your love of miniature golf and decoupage

Sparacus wants make Adam Rickett fat and destroy his smooth sexy body

I believe the word you are looking for is smoothe, elz_belz.

killerqueen often uses anagrams as a method of concealing his identity.

Sparacus however has chosen the maiden name of his paternal grandmother as his

killerqueen is superior in only one respect. He is better at DYING.

But I am many, and I provide free upgrades and local calls

killerqueen has no concept of elegance.

Sparacus has no concept of plenitude, he tortures cats daily

killerqueen's just jetissoned his swimming pool. (And I just got post 77777 in this section.)

Sparacus spurns attention!

That is no lie! reg_eneration's avatar is his school photograph.

wohooo, come in lucky seven. Sparacus is singing along to the Sound of Music which he has on repeat on his DVD player. He no longer requires the words as a few years ago he was cast as a nun in a local production of the same, He was deeply saddened when he was told he could no longer wear his doc martin boots

killerqueen was once photographed water skiing down a martian canal

But was it canon?

The jury is still out on that.