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Flash! - Episode 18

Opening Sequence
"Hello, I Love You" by The Doors is playing. We are reunited with the first glimpse of Annie's dormitory in 2 months. Little has changed except the occasional pieces of furniture. Mark and Lauren are slouched over some coursework whilst Annie and Princess apply makeup in their mirrors. The scene cuts to the Spearsians lair, where DamonJ's cape and costume is hung up on a peg. MarkWaldorf and Hugo look at it with a tinge of regret, before hearing a knock on the door. They go to answer it.

Scene One:
Hugo pulls the door open and in steps MrGaryy.

MarkWaldorf: Can we help?
Hugo: Don't be wasting our time.
MrGaryy: I heard you were looking for a replacement.
Hugo: That we are. Don't tell me you think you're up for it.
He looks MrGaryy up and down with an air of disgust.
MrGaryy: I'm trained in hand-to-hand combat, am able to fly, and spent a year with the Christinalites.
MarkWaldorf: Ah yes, I'm familiar with that bunch of wannabes. Why did you leave them?
MrGaryy: There was some confusion - some has-beens thought we were idolising this slag on a Big Brother forum, instead of the one and only Ms. Aguilera.
Hugo: But you do realise that Britney is Queen?
There is a pause.
MrGaryy: Of course.
MarkWaldorf: We'll run you on trial.
Hugo: Now hurry up, we have a Prom to prepare for.

Scene Two:
In a new house, TiBB Town old face, Hannah, is guiding some delivery men to unpack her furniture. Nicky walks up to catch up on some gossip.

Nicky: You look familiar...
Hannah: Really? That's odd. I'm Hannah.
Nicky: Nicky. Pleased to meet you.
Hannah: Um, you don't happen to know if a Dezzy still lives here, does he?
Nicky: Yeah, he does. Why?
Hannah: Ah, excellent.
She grabs a valuable lamp from a clumsy-looking boy and sets it down on a desk, whilst smiling to herself.

Scene Three:
At the Iceman bakery, Ash and Rémy are preparing for a day out, whilst Iceman waits impatiently.

Ash: Loukas! Come on!
Iceman: It's already 11am, for goodness' sake!
Loukas: I'm not coming!
Rèmy: No fair! I wanna go Legoland!
Ash: You'll do what your told, mister! Get your arse down here.

He storms downstairs and jumps in the car.

Scene Four:
Back at the dormitory, Mark and Lauren still look glum.

Princess: What is wrong with you two?
Annie: You're not still caught up over Ross are you?
Mark: WHAT ABOUT ME? Ken and Lee, the two loves of my life, were deported!
Annie: I know, baby, but I'm sure they'll get another VISA.
Lauren: I don't know what to do.
Princess: Well he's been leaving messages for you every day, and to be quite honest, I'm getting bored of it. I know he hit you, but surely it was an accident!
Lauren: It's the constant jealousy of Matt, and I can't talk to other guys like I normally do. I don't want to be made to feel like I'm always being watched.
Princess: Well tell that to him, then.

There is a knock at the door.

Princess: Speak of the Devil.

Ross walks in, holding another bunch of flowers. Princess and Annie make a hasty exit, whilst Mark walks to the kitchen, pretending not to listen.

Ross: I got these for you. Can we talk?
Lauren: That's what we're doing now...
Ross: I never meant to hurt you. I know I was a dick about Matt.
Lauren: I'm fed up with the jealousy. You're in no position to suspect people of cheating, after what happened with Annie, Christina...
Ross: I know, I know, I'll never do it again. Please take me back.

There is a moment of silence between the two, before Mark interrupts them with a wail.

Mark: Ken! Lee! Aaaah!

He runs off to his bedroom in floods of tears, whilst Lauren and Ross smile at each other.

Scene Five:
Chez Dezzy, Firewire, Harry, Ruth*Star and sarah.y2j are getting ready. Hugo, MarkWaldorf and Rizwan are also ready to go, but have a separate limousine from Hugo's brother and friends. They wave goodbye to BigSister and drive off, as "Gimme More" blasts from the back seats.

Dezzy: They grow up so fast...
BigSister: Don't, you'll start me off!

She walks back inside to help Ruth*Star with her hair, when Dezzy stops and sees Hannah across the street. He hurries back inside, shuts the door and slumps against it.

Scene Six:
In the Philippines, Ken and Lee are in a large underground lair with some fellow secretives. They are sitting in some plush sofas, whilst Ken points to a whiteboard with what appear to be plans on them.

Ken: So, we're going to return to the UK and fight the Spearsians.
Lee: And be reunited with my lover, Mark!
Ken: Uh, yeah. You do that.

There is a loud, sarcastic laugh, and the heads turn to see a man stood at the back of the room. He takes off a waistcoat and trilby, and puts away a pocket-watch. Stepping forward with the aid of a cane, he grins and shows a gold tooth.

Ken: And you are?
SirTech: You may call me Sir Tech. I'm a foreign investor and I have an interest in toppling the Spearsians.
JohnnyBB: Why's that?
SirTech: Let's just say their reign over the Music and Chat&Games forums has gotten to me. I want to establish a New World Order, where threads on menial topics and people such as Ashley Tisdale and Mariah Carey are commonplace.
Lee: But the people won't like it!
SirTech: Then we'll silence the people.

He turns and leaves, as the camera slowly zooms and fades in on his gold tooth.

Scene Seven:
At Gemma's house, she and her brother are eating dinner with some friends.

Gemma: There's more garlic bread here if anyone wants it.
Zee: So yeah, I heard from Sia the other day and she said she's currently in Italy.
Matt: Oh, wow!
Brona: I'm glad the whole...incident...is over now.
Doug: Same. Ever since Fom and the School, TiBB Town's been a very quiet place. And I'm not complaining.
Matt: So when you two going to get it together?
Brona: What?
Matt: You and Doug.
Brona: I've just buried my husband...

The air turns hostile, and Zee attempts to change conversation.

Zee: So who's going to Shaun's party?

Scene Eight:
As she steps out of the limousine with Firewire, Harry. and sarah.y2j, Ruth examines the surroundings. A slow song, "No Surprises" by Radiohead, is being played by the stoned DJ, Stu.

Ruth*Star: Wow, it's dead in here!

She is pushed out of the way as the song changes to Britney Spears' "If U Seek Amy".

Hugo: Move it! Sister's gotta move!
MarkWaldorf: Amen!

A few nervous girls and boys enter the dancefloor, and soon it is packed. To the side, Firewire and Harry. are talking.

Firewire: So, you going to make your move on Kornetto?
Harry.: I don't know...
Firewire: Why not? You're, like, 16 mate. Most guys our age have already done it...
Harry.: I'm not like most guys, OK!

The camera pans over to the dancefloor, where several couples are gyrating.

DamonJ: Love me! Hate me!
Rizwan: Say what you want about me!

The camera returns to Ruth*Star and sarah.y2j

Ruth*Star: Where's Conzors got to? He's not much of a date for you, is he?
Sarah.y2j: Well, he IS gay...

Scene Nine:
Outside, Conzors, Shaun and Billy are smoking.

Conzors: You haven't got anything a bit stronger, have you?
Shaun: Uh, no mate. We don't do that **** no more.
Billy: ****s you up, it does.

Conzors staggers off down a dark path, as an eruption of giggles and screams comes from the hall, and Shaun and Billy head back inside.

Closing Sequence:
As the kids dance to "Something Kinda Oooh" by Girls Aloud, the DJ, Stu, slouches in a corner. He lights up a cigarette with a match, throwing it in a bin. Smoke begins to billow from the bin, as the credits roll.