jfc Paulie is still going on about how Natalie's not a good person

all he talks about is Natalie, Cody or Derrick lmao

Twat

I'm not sure whether to be concerned with the fact that Corey doesn't think he and Nicole are an obvious showmance or that he doesn't know he's completely safe this week.

The showmance part is funny but understandable because he's only interested in Paulie's pp so I get why he might be confused.

After the veto Meech/James/Paul/Vic and Natalie need to open their round trip tickets, it's the last week anyway and then at least if they don't have it they can work out a plan at Paulie having a 1/3 chance of returning

Zingbot: “Paul! You have a lot of catch phrases; FRIENDSHIP! YOUR BOY! PISSED! But here’s one we can all get behind: SHUT THE ****** UP!”

I worked out the numbers and with the weeks left they couldn't possibly have the round trip ticket AND a jury buyback they would have to have a triple eviction

:joker:

aesthetic

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^ & ^^ :joker:

Still hoping Corey goes, no round trip ticket, and then Da'Vonne returns. :clap1:

Polly might be the biggest sore loser in BB history, talking about quitting and not going to the Jury House bc he's claustrophobic

Paulie to Nicole- After a week or two in the jury house, if that's the case, I aint staying.

I can totally relate to him now. :joker:

"Even before I came in here, talking to the psychiatrist I had seen way back when being like 'do you think I'd be alright in this type of situation?' ya know, person basically telling me 'errrrrrr you're playing with fire if you wanna go in there, type thing, just based off of your history' and because he knows that I am claustrophobic and all that ****, basically lied on everything, ya know, I told everybody that I've never seen a psychiatrist and never seen any of that **** before because I figured-"

*FISH*

I think my favorite part of this was that Paulie's deranged ranting about Natalie and Michelle was interrupted by Paul and Nicole being mesmerized by Corey's crossed toes :joker::joker::joker:

Apperantly there's no Sunday show scheduled so that's why there's a Friday show? So Paulie probably had the round trip ticket and Robyn Kass favourited Cody's tweet that Paulie has the round trip.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpyjMKRWEAALZLe.jpg

of course.

Corey's outfit

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of course course Nicole immediately goes "youuuuu loooookkkkk cuuuuutteeeeeee" shut the **** up bitch

I really don't get it, Corey is uglyyyyy

Paulie's talking about taking penalty noms instead of doing his punishment (he has to bake pies whenever instructed to or something? weird)

Paul's some secret service agent and he has to do a pat down of each HG and go to all these different check points whenever BB sounds a red alert, and he has to do this all week?

Also, Paul and Victor's ideal F4 is with Meech and Natalie :love: I can get down with that

I doubt Natalie would be interested in this f4 though.

:joker:

Can't wait to see all these zings, honestly one of my favourite parts of the show.

I agree :joker: I always like the Zingbot episode (or at least the Zingbot segment).