Originally Posted by LukeB (Post 8041782)

(Are Samanda out then?)

Originally Posted by EspeonBB (Post 8041789)

I didn't know if they were separate housemates or one housemate so I didn't bother nominating them.

So they are safe... for this round :spin:

Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_ (Post 8041654)

Yes now pls. I'm going for a nap soon lol.

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot (Post 8041804)

Am I allowed to Veto/Save and Replace/whatever the **** on Jason? I feel like the answer is going to be no but tbh I still have no idea what the rules on that are

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot (Post 8041768)

**** YOU REECE

Originally Posted by EspeonBB (Post 8041844)

I'm still annoyed in the OP it says I used my veto on Orlaith. I would neva :suspect:

Originally Posted by Macie Lightfoot (Post 8041778)

cut Craig save Christopher I guess?

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#. Craig Phillips (BB1)

http://images.contactmusic.com/newsi...ps_1109656.jpg

ew. Let it be known that I *SHOULD* be writing about Hazel right now but instead of blaming myself for being too slow I'm going to blame everyone else for distracting me by bringing up **** about the twins :rolleyes:

So yeah, we all know that the first and foremost rule of reality TV is that a generic white male is obligated to win the first season, so enter Craig. I don't feel like he gets enough hate because lbr most people haven't seen BB1 but I REALLY couldn't stand Craig. He had the voice of Conor and the sense of humor (or "Fun-Loving Spirit" :facepalm:) of Jonny Regan and I promise you that it was just as bad as it sounds. Craig was also ridiculously self-serious about tasks even though he was awful at them? Like, he would slander Mel to heck for not being able to juggle or ride a unicycle (alol BB1 tasks <3) even though he had the WORST track record of anyone due to "spontaneous" knee injuries and supposed dyslexia and just general sucking at tasks. It wasn't a good look.

Self-serious really is the best word to describe Craig. He'd always complain about things other people did that he didn't like by being all "well the public will see through it all and take care of things :smug:" He also had a rivalry with much superior HM Caroline because she was the one to vocalize how everyone was sick of Craig sleeping all day and not doing anything to help out around the house. Of course since this is Craig we're dealing with, he took it upon himself to confront Caroline because "he was entitled to" or something and accused her of not pulling her weight and insisted that he in fact pulled his weight because he washed the dishes three or four times. For this record, this took place on Day 21 :shocked:

The peak of Craig's self-righteousness came about with the infamous Nasty Nick confrontation, where Craig had no problem with Nick writing down other people's names until it was HIS name that was written down. He literally had no problem with it until it affected him. Craig's self-entitlement and egomania ****ing EXPLODED and it was wayyyyy too much for me to swallow when he was saying **** like "you have shown various people pieces of paper with names on them... ie MY NAME :rant::rant::rant:" but of course this was THE defining moment of BB1 and Craig was able to ride it out to the win :rolleyes:

Also, I know we wiped our memories clean of the time when Craig wiped his ass on Darren's pillow but ****ing ew???

I'm saving Christopher because I'm still curious as to how the nickname Christmas came about.

Originally Posted by Daniel-X (Post 8041783)

Anton Murphy - BB12:

http://www.apass4u.co.uk/blog/wp-con...ton-Murphy.jpg

Oh dear where do we start with Anton? Anton entered this house and gave himself a label as being a 'huge game player' and he thought the way he played the game would like change BB forever I think. His game plan was so ****ing basic though it was just laughable. He formed himself a little place in the house with the 'wolfpack' -shudders- but basically this just meant him gunning for females all the time and nominating them and being incredibly lude and crude in his comments about women. Like all he did all the time was nominate good female housemates like Heaven, Rebeckah, Faye and Alex every week. Yeah what a good game player you are! Sorry they won't **** you (let's be real that's why he was nominating them)

The fact he always branded himself as a 'villain' also was so laughable. When you think of BB villains names that pop in your head are names like Makosi, Rex, Victor Ebuwa. You know actual legends. I've never seen anyone on this forum once say 'How good of a villain was Anton from BB12.'

I am saving Rebeckah because she was one of the only good housemates of BB12.

Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8041870)

You've called Aaron both a woman and a good housemate in that write-up, you might want to edit that

Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 8041767)

cut Jason save Hazel
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JASON COWAN - BB5, runner up
http://www.scotsman.com/webimage/1.2...2326111996.jpg
(grim)

The #lad of BB5, Jason entered the house in an awfully cringe leopard print thong which he was cheered for (I love BBUK sexism) and at this point already it was determined that he would definitely sail through the show as the public love this archetype of HM. Honestly, he may be amongst the most overrated "legends" among the alumni as his purpose in the house was to be a moody aggravator and engage in childish antics with the far inferior group The Jungle Cats. :rolleyes: He also belonged to the archetype of unslayable beasts as he would dodge and dive nominations week after week :joker:

And there was the hideously tedious showmance with Vanessa Nimmo, who I suppose was a perfect fit! He also had a strange relationship with Dan and flirted with him early on which lead to Dan's later vendetta against him which idrc about because Dan's a bore! After his house foes Emma and Michelle returned and then his showmance was evicted he became permanently mouldy and existed in the house as a permanent grump who would not contribute to the house antics (Mikey teas), I suppose his "good looks?" (I don't see it) kept him safe throughout all the misery he brought. And then there was the Nadia feud, which tbf was one of the many iconic rivalries that lasted throughout the show.. thankfully superior Nadz won in the end as Jason would often make harsh remarks at her for no reason (as well as most others around him) however the public kept him in right until the final two, but I'm glad it was him and Nadia as the showdown. I suppose I appreciated what he brought to the house but I cannot get behind him... His role in fightnight was needed as another foe for Nadz and Emma and for there to be proper opposition for the Lip gloss bitches throughout the show although he was just too sour for me to enjoy.

I also could never tell whether he was balding during BB5 or not? :shrug: