Lmao I thought this when Mick told her

Fragile fings, bodies

Jessie Wallace has been suspended

Bex Fowler has quit.

https://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/eas...rmfield-quits/

She's been pretty meh for ages, even through her attempted suicide I never cared much. They can send her away to Uni and bring her back with a different actress in a few years

No great loss

She dies in the canal?

Should've just sent her to uni to begin with. Really no point in the suicide plot when it was ignored in favour of Martin and Ben playing hard men anyway.

I'm half expecting Martin and Ben to **** soon. Kate Oates will be foaming at the mouth for her two obsessions to be boning

:joker:

Martin Fowler, top or bottom?

I’m not being funny but I’ve actually thought of Martin naked and imagine he’s got a thick one?

Maybe it’s cause my maths teacher at school looks like him and he had a thick one ignore me

Not really. Stacey wasn't impressed. She's shagged everyone except him.

Max has a big one confirmed?

:joker:

True Kush is probably huge but then again it’s not the size that matters when she always goes back to Max’s ginger nugget

He might be big and stacey's just got a bucket fanny?

That’d explain why Kush has been with her and Kat and Denise then

Why is our Sharon constantly getting called a slag when she’s probably the least slaggiest female character just a bit more than Linda?

Her horrified reaction to the suggestion she's shagging Ian. :joker:

Kathy calling her a slag is a mess when she's had more dick than jenna jameson

I have a horrible feeling Tish will leave soon then I’ll be in depression

I can't see her going with them giving her great storylines

Why is Kathy so pissed with what Sharon did to Phil, she isn't exactly Phil's best mate.

Her longest stint was for 10 years between 1985-95 she’s been there now for 8 years so the 35th anniversary would be a likely time for her to go or within the next two years

Nothing to upset her precious son Ben who she didn’t give a sh*t about when she was lapping it up in Spain pretending to be dead