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I have miraculously conjured 20 names and will be doing a special extended series. 18 just doesn't cut it in 2019, it turns out! Canonically, your series would be CBB23 and has completely reversed TiBB's perception of Winter Series Being The Best (considering the last four winners have been Winston McKenzie, Scotty T, Coleen Nolan and Roy Horn)
So hopefully CBB24 will continue to prove we're...cool for the summer. |
I'm honoured that a series which began with Gyles Brandreth dying, saw Des Lynam get turned into a chair and ended with Angie Bowie licking salsa off her tits is considered canonical, as painful as it was to get through
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You two's series were ****ing brilliant
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I redid the CBB19 but split Jedward and Speidi up and Kim won with Ray J 2nd and Angie 3rd
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Celebrity Big Brother: Cocoon
Angie, Charo and Kim were robbed! |
MY NAME IS ALYSSA EDWARDS, AND INEEDINEEDINEEDINEEDINEEDINEED TO GET UP IN THIS CBB24 GIG It's Summer 2019. The world's gearing up for a Trump vs. Warren presidential campaign, Gyles Brandreth's state funeral is attended by 39, and did you really think I'd cast one Psychic Sally without the other? BITCH YOU GUESSED WRONG. WELCOME. To CBB24. Cast List http://i.imgur.com/OXp2I9l.png I'd like to just say that I'm endorsing Fantasia, Lynda or Right Said Fred for the crown Week One http://i.imgur.com/zWComwe.png [Su I ****ing love you. You are the greatest thing to happen to Brantsteele.] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Fabio and Lynda Woodruff :( what an awful first two. No Nominations!: Lily Tomlin, Anneka Rice and Crispin Glover Evicted: Fabio </333333 [Even with 2 more cast members, I've never seen someone get 11 nominations in Week One on this before. Come thru Su's support!] Week Two http://i.imgur.com/U8yLRVx.png [I told you it's canonical, MB!] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Iris Apfel, Antonia Okonma and Christine Walkden :( ffs guys No Nominations!: Rowland Rivron, Handy Andy and Lady Bunny! Evicted: Christine [Definitely the best result of the three I suppose, back to the One Show you gardening slag!] Week Three http://i.imgur.com/2Y2Rbaw.png [Harsh, but fair, Anneka. Harsh, but fair, Lisa.] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Handy Andy vs. Lynda Woodruff - ok come on guys Su Pollard wants her to win, and Ed Balls hates him, so vote him out!!!!!! No Nominations!: Ingrid Tarrant, Anneka Rice, Tim Westwood, Tommy Wiseau and Lady Bunny! Evicted: Handy Andy! [YES. COME THRU, LYNDA. QUEEN OF SURVIVALS.] Week Four http://i.imgur.com/3xHJPtB.png [I WOULD DO NO SUCH THING.] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Rowland Rivron vs. Iris Apfel - I've had 3 evictions go relatively fine so far so I'm sure I'll lose Iris here :( No Nominations!: Charles Ingram, Crispin Glover + Anneka Rice Evicted: Rowland Rivron! [Wow. OK. This thing likes me.] Week Five http://i.imgur.com/x76glEm.png [Even Angels learn how to fly, Fantasia </3 :(] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Lily Tomlin vs. Iris Apfel - ANNIHILATE THAT RACIST BITCH, IRIS No Nominations!: Crispin Glover, Fantasia and Grayson Perry! Evicted: Lily Tomlin! [seriously, I'm not even rigging this <333333] Week Six http://i.imgur.com/mVsplKH.png [Oh good, both Gyles references have been used] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Lynda Woodruff vs. Tim Westwood No Nominations!: Fantasia, Tommy Wiseau and Charles Ingram! Evicted: Tim Westwood! [I can't. This is all going too well. I can't.] Week Seven http://i.imgur.com/uDuiq9C.png [Inexorably true statement. And possibly the least likely to care about BB, being moved, = comedy gold. Wonderful.] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Lynda Woodruff vs. Richard Fairbrass - my heart </3 No Nominations!: Sally Morgan, Tommy Wiseau and Charles Ingram! Evicted: Richard Fairbrass! [I honestly think Su Pollard has charmed the entire nation and has championed an unstoppable force, guys.] Week Eight http://i.imgur.com/hdONm12.png [Of course the TV psychic gets the event about being psychic. Of course. Don't be too hard on yourself, Lynda, and yaaaas @ Lisa/Tommy!] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Lynda Woodruff vs. Charles Ingram - I've already had too much go my own way, I'm making peace with her wheels coming off now No Nominations!: Sally Morgan! Evicted: Charles Ingram! [He never really recovered from Emma Willis leaving C5.] Week Nine http://i.imgur.com/r24gdLv.png [Yoncé all on the lungs of Anneka?] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Lynda Woodruff vs. Lady Bunny - sophie's choice :( No Nominations!: Tommy Wiseau, Anneka Rice, Grayson Perry, Crispin Glover and Sally Morgan Evicted: Lynda </3333 [flames to dust...lovers to friends...] Week Ten http://i.imgur.com/0SN1Sok.png [I have a feeling the wheels are coming off this series.] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Lady Bunny vs. Antonia Okonma vs. Lisa Riley No Nominations!: Tommy Wiseau, Grayson Perry, Fantasia and Sally Morgan Evicted: Lisa Riley! [I have no feelings towards her removal] Week Eleven http://i.imgur.com/1v50zMf.png [If there was an event from this series - or any series - that was going to repeat itself, it was sampvt getting a weeklong ban I suppose.] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Lady Bunny vs. Antonia Okonma - loving the mixing up this series guys! :idc: No Nominations!: Just Anneka Rice! Evicted: Lady Bunny! [can we just @ the two black gals making it to the top 9] Week Twelve http://i.imgur.com/39ykNMo.png [a) even I'm bored of the Tatianna references now. b) Crispin Glover sure loves fruit.] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Iris Apfel vs. Ingrid Tarrant vs. Antonia Okonma vs. Tommy Wiseau - oh! No Nominations!: Crispin Glover and Grayson Perry Evicted: Ingrid Tarrant [a very satisfactory result!] Week Thirteen http://i.imgur.com/n2Dl0lC.png [I hope Our Anneka has hand sanitiser :( and...I can oddly see these two working together to kill children!] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Crispin Glover vs. Antonia Okonma vs. Tommy Wiseau No Nominations!: Anneka Rice and Grayson Perry Evicted: Tommy Wiseau [my favourite of the three but oh well!] Week Fourteen http://i.imgur.com/F3gJpgS.png [Legend Iris :clap1:] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Fantasia vs. Antonia Okonma vs. Iris Apfel No Nominations!: Anneka Rice, Crispin Glover and Grayson Perry Evicted: Antonia Okonma [COME ON, FANTASIA!!!!!!] Week Fifteen http://i.imgur.com/z0KmvIC.png [We really should be fine if we get a f3 of Anneka, Fantasia and Iris] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Sally Morgan vs. Iris Apfel No Nominations!: Fantasia and Crispin! Evicted: Sally Morgan [didn't see that coming did ya bitch?] Week Sixteen http://i.imgur.com/mCHzKG8.png [annie r u ok?] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Grayson Perry vs. Iris Apfel No Nominations!: Fantasia! Evicted: Grayson Perry [y'all final four better get the **** rid of Crispin!] Week Seventeen http://i.imgur.com/oN9ahWN.png [THIS 👏 IS 👏 WHY 👏 WE 👏 KEPT 👏 HER 👏] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Fantasia vs. Iris Apfel - FFS. No Nominations!: Anneka! Evicted: Iris Apfel </3333333333333333333333 [They should've both been finalists https://lh6.ggpht.com/-EeYMydkPeT0/T...52523york7.gif!] Finale http://i.imgur.com/e4VfXzm.png POOR THAT http://i.imgur.com/8ME9ki6.png Series Popularity http://i.imgur.com/vk99lfm.png [As with CBB22, Anneka/Fantasia/Lisa is a pretty damn strong top 3] [The two gender-bending HMs in the bottom 4 of popularity on launch shows we HAVE STILL GOT FAR TO GO, PROGRESSIVE BRITAIN.] [I don't know why Fabio was so hated.] [The most popular event was honestly Su Pollard telling BOTS to vote for Lynda to win lmao, she jumped up by 27pts.] [The least popular event was Lisa Riley telling Tim Westwood to kill himself. She lost 22pts but this wasn't enough for her to not outlast him.] Statistics Most Nominations: Iris Apfel (63 :joker:) Fewest Nominations: Christine Walkden (5), Handy Andy (8), Anneka Rice (12) Most Evictions Survived: Iris Apfel (7), Antonia Okonma & Lynda Woodruff (4) Never Up for Eviction: Anneka Rice! Highest Eviction Percentage: 97% for Fabio vs. Lynda Woodruff :/ Su Pollard really did that. Lowest Eviction Percentage: 43% for Christine vs. Iris Apfel & Antonia Okonma http://i.imgur.com/H3KlOai.png |
Anneka's win is so reminiscent of Ulrika's. Didn't see it coming (although Iris was ROBBED). Please tell me you're doing an All-Stars at some point? They're too good.
Lizzie Bardsley is a good contender for the next series, if there is one. |
"Lynda is sexy and Tommy is not and you just have to deal with it" <3
Anneka's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week <3 http://i.imgur.com/oN9ahWN.png <3 Iris somehow ending up with more nominations than anyone in the history of the show ever <3 What a streak you've been having (that will no doubt come to an end when CBB25 produces a final two of Jane Moore and the Rotenburg Cannibal) |
Just noticed that Rowland, Lady Bunny and Lily didn't make the HLs once, and they lasted 19 weeks between them. Disgusting.
Anneka makes 8 appearances. Tommy Wiseau - 6 Iris, Antonia - 5 Grayson, Sally, Lynda - 4 Lisa, Tim, Crispin - 3 Handy Andy, Ingrid, Richard, Fantasia - 2 King Fabio, Christine, Charles - 1 In a re-run of the series, the final 3 was Lynda/Lisa/Sally, with Lynda winning. These events happened since I don't want them to go to waste tbh: http://i.imgur.com/EnObKvK.png |
Anneka is the biggest cbb icon ever
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Shaun your BB's are hilarious. I laughed so much at the events :laugh2:
Baddie Winkle needs to be cast! |
My series is coming and being a massive letdown compared to Shaun and MB's :joker: (although Ann Widdecombe and a man in a mask)
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Its here, the fairly average series, but I like the cast so don't bother pretending you don't love it xo
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psubjajik7.png Ann Widdecombe - Politician and professional dancer Arabella Weir - Author and Comedienne Baby Bop - from Barney durrr Brian Blessed - Legendary actor Buzz Aldrin - Spaceman Claire Powell - Peter Andre's manager and star of Peter Andre's TV shows :hehe: Dick Strawbridge - TV Presenter and moustache model Dr Chris - This Morning icon Estelle Harris - Muriel from Suite Life obvs John Altman - EastEnders legend Linda Grey - Dallas legend and Hollyoaks icon Nancy Lam - Chef Sian Lloyd - Weathergirl Sue Holderness - Only Fools and Horses legend Timmy Mallett - Childrens TV legend Vanilla Ice - Rapper Week one http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psahvwzqtr.png Nominated - Dick Strawbridge, Linda Gray, Nancy Lam and Vanilla Ice No Nominations - Dr Chris and Buzz Evicted - Nancy Lam (34% to evict) (thanks Cal for that) Week two http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psijr785er.png Nominated - Brian Blessed and Timmy Mallett No nominations - Ann, Estelle, Sian and Sue Evicted - Brian Blessed (67% to evict) (Not Cal being a fan of Dick) Week three http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psmv5iabuj.png (Who the **** wants the yoghurt part?!) Nominated - Baby Bop, Vanilla Ice, Timmy Mallett, Estelle Harris, Dick Strawbridge, Arabella Weir and Ann Widdecombe No Nominations - Dr Chris and Sue Holderness Evicted - Baby Bop </3 (23%) HOW DARE YOU EVICT BABY BOP FROM BARNEY! twats Week four http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psya329i8e.png I was tempted to use Jack doing a 4000 word essay more as its fairly realistic Nominated - Sian Lloyd and Timmy Mallett No nominations - Sue Holderness Evicted - Sian Lloyd (54%) Sian is a queen, but at least it wasn't Timmy Week five http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...pswszvrzhr.png TiBB would HATE him Nominated - Dick, Estelle and Arabella No nominations - Buzz Aldrin Evicted - Dick Strawbridge (47%) HOW DARE ESTELLE AND DICK HAVE LESS VOTES THAN HER Week six http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psldawz3ak.png Ann is on a self destruction mission Nominated - Ann, Vanilla Ice, Arabella Weir No Nominations - Buzz Aldrin Evicted - Vanilla Ice (42%) **** off Arabella Week seven http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...pspwq2cbag.png Dr Chris whipping his hair is doctor goals Nominated - Ann, Sue Holderness, Dr Chris, Claire from CAN and Arabella Weir No nominations - John Altman, Estelle Harris and Buzz Aldrin Evicted - Dr Chris (37%) At least Sue is safe I guess Week eight http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psdh9qk0ai.png NOT Brad being Buzz Aldrin Nominated - Ann Widdecombe, Timmy Mallett, Estelle Harris No nominations - John and Arabella Evicted - Timmy Mallett (40%) Correct evictee Week nine http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...pskgugjowi.png Lmao Claire making her first appearance Nominated - Ann Widdecombe and Linda Gray No nominations - Sue, John and Buzz Evicted - Linda Gray (62%) Linda </3 Week ten http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psqbmro7jc.png Lmao TiBB at this point would be picketing his house Nominated - Ann and Estelle No nominations - John (WTF GUYS?!) Evicted - Ann Widdecombe (56%) Correct choice, although why the **** did John survive after that?! Week eleven http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psand64vhr.png Good old random messages :love: Nominated - Claire from CAN and Arabella No nominations - Sue and John Evicted - Claire from CAN (61%) FFS Arabella Week twelve http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...ps7hhnhaqo.png Not Marlene the slapper Nominated - Estelle and Arabella No nominations - John Evicted - ESTELLE HARRIS </3 (64%) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Week thirteen (apparently i didn't save the events for this :bawling:) Nominated - Buzz Aldrin and Arabella Weir No nominations - nobody Evicted - Buzz Aldrin (78%) BUZZ </3 Third place http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...pstfh7fr3p.png (1.28% lmao, teach him to rob Buzz and Estelle of their final place) Winner http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...pseoauaxgr.png HOW THE **** DID MARLENE NOT WIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! **** sake. A good few results, except for Arabella who got rid of all the decent ones :joker: Series 22 coming soon starring a famous duo, someone from a famous duo, two soap icons, a singing legend (who definitely wouldn't do this), Big Brother's oldest housemate ever and Alice Barry. |
Glorious
CBBwhatevernumberwe'reon now is also coming soon............. x |
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Big Brother 22: I had to check all these people were still alive
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psieznz4uk.png Alice Barry - Shameless legend Aretha Franklin - Singing legend Betty White - ****ing legend Eddie the Eagle Edwards - Skiing legend Heather Mills - Erm... Paul McCartney shagging legend? Judy Finnigan - Richard and Judy without the Richard June Brown - Dot Cotton from EastEnders Katherine Ryan - Comedian MC Hammer - Rapper Marilyn Manson - Well... Mr Motivator - Fitness guru Paul and Barry Chuckle - The Chuckle Brothers Phill Lewis - Mr Moseby legend Shaun Williamson - Barry Trisha Goddard - Religious figure Wincey Willis - Former newsreader Week 1 http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psddrexyzn.png Poor Dot :( and not Katherine and Alice's showmance Nominated - June Brown, Marilyn Manson, Judy Finnigan, Eddie the Eagle and Betty White No nominations - Wincey WIllis, MC Hammer and Phill Lewis Evicted - June Brown ROBBED Week 2 http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psklpbfirh.png Finally, we know which twat did it Nominated - Wincey and Mr Motivator No nominations - Barry from EastEnders, Heather Mills and Alice Barry Evicted - Wincey Willis GOOD. Week 3 http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psqga5ez9t.png Good old Jayne Nominated - Betty White and Mr Motivator No nominations - Trisha Goddard, Barry from EastEnders, Phill Lewis and Katherine Ryan Evicted - Betty White </3 Betty will always be my queen, regardless of whether she tries to be Mr Motivator or not. Week 4 http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...ps0bfeqfqt.png Not Judy Nominated - Mr Motivator and MC Hammer No nominations - Katherine Ryan and Judy Finnigan Evicted - MC Hammer Meh Week 5 http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psydg17zpn.png (i forgot i left the Britney scenario in) Nominated - Mr Motivator and Heather Mills No nominations - Katherine Ryan, Judy Finnigan and Eddie the Eagle Evicted - Mr Motivator Meh Week 6 http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psp73c8bk7.png Nominated - Trisha Goddard, Phill Lewis, The Chuckle Brothers and Eddie the Eagle No nominations - Barry, Katherine, Judy and Aretha Franklin Evicted - Eddie the Eagle Edwards Best option I guess Week 7 http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psxc7xytkw.png Not Adam abusing Aretha and thank god for the dream team trying to work out how she won Nominated - Chuckle Brothers vs Heather Mills No nominations - Barry, Katherine and Judy Evicted - The Chuckle Brothers :( FFS Heather Week 8 http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psjuvv3bcy.png This scenario gets repetitive. Nominated -Trisha Goddard and Heather Mills No nominations - Katherine Ryan, Judy Finnigan and Aretha Franklin Evicted - Our Trish </3 Why the **** would anyone vote out our Trish?! Week 9 http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psuamcezr6.png Alice continuing Trisha's good work :love: Nominated - Heather Mills, Marilyn Manson and Alice Barry No nominations - Katherine Ryan and Judy Finnigan Evicted - Alice Barry NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :fist: Week 10 http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...ps4vue7kbq.png thanks for repeating them brantsteele Nominated - Heather Mills, Phill Lewis and Aretha Franklin No nominations - Noone Evicted - Phill Lewis Why the **** is Heather Mills still here?! Week 11 http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...pswwkrltwq.png Marilyn Manson stealing the show there Nominations - Marilyn Manson and Heather Mills No nominations - Katherine Ryan and Aretha Franklin Evicted - Marilyn Manson Week 12 http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psc97jgypg.png Laura and Jayne the resurrection Nominations - Barry from EastEnders and Judy Finnigan (not the most iconic) No nominations - Katherine Ryan Evicted - Judy Finnigan Lose lose situation tbh Week 13 http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psircxrrja.png Those pesky EastEnders stars with the police on speed dial Nominations - Barry and Heather Mills No nominations - Noone Evicted - Barry from EastEnders (NOT HEATHER RUINING THE PERFECT FINAL 3) Third place http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psflinbamf.png ROBBED QUEEN Winner http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psr5siloy0.png What is it with boring as **** winners Series 23 will happen eventually, with an even bigger budget and hopefully less ****ing repeats |
It was actually aimed at Betty White :idc:
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Wincey Willis was robbed
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Also, I'm not sure which number we're on now so I'll just say it's CBB27? Anyway, it's on its way and... erm, it's quite something
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Congratulations, Sunday, you are the winner!
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Anyway Aretha only got top 2 for sympathy :idc:
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Kmt I was going to use Alice Barry you COW!
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