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Originally Posted by MB. (Post 8047692)

Onwards and upwards, yes?

Remmber when Mark's management (yes management :hehe:) confirmed him and Matthew were a thing after Helen outed them.

Management, tho :joker:

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Originally Posted by _LucasMichael_ (Post 8049018)

~I don't wanna miss a thing~ Govan Hinds

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So yeah. He was cast and I can't say even to this day the understanding of why. He was simply just another bitchy camp guy who was one dimensional and tedious. He had an argument with Sunshine being all "YOU DON'T KNOW ME" who would ****ing want to? And then he came out as bisexual I think to the goddess of Stockport. Before getting brainfreeze and evicted. It's fitting I get to oust him actually because he was the first person I got to use my pay as you go phone on evicting him and I'm still pay as you go to this day. So he has that legacy to live up to I guess. It's the only one he's bloody getting. The DS also say he was a violent and I will believe them on this occasion even though he couldn't punch a fish. So whatever.

I save Showbiz of course. I have a vine dedicated to him for goodness sake.

At first glance, I thought that was a picture of a 13 year old boy.

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when in fact he is straight

excuse me WHAT

I have been away ok sorry when im home im going to nominate sorry ya'll

k you can expect them at around 7

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Originally Posted by Daniel_ (Post 8049966)

k you can expect them at around 7

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Originally Posted by Daniel_ (Post 8049966)

k you can expect them at around 7

And which year would that be

has everyone forgot about this :omgno:

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Originally Posted by Daniel_ (Post 8049966)

k you can expect them at around 7

7/11?

Can we have them now please, I'm meant to be going out soon
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Not Espeon attempting to have a life

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Time goes by so slowly slowly

Can I write one of his write-ups?

Who are they tho?

save Luke S cut Dexter

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#. Dexter Koh (BB14)

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THOUGHT YOU'D MAKE THE TOP 100 BUT NO.

Like many other people I've eliminated so far, there's this misconception that Dexter was epic and he was a big character and this and that but I don't really believe it! What were Dexter's big moments? What made him such A Good Housemate? What did he actually do with his absurd amount of screen time? I've been asking these questions for two years now and they're still unanswered so the answer to all of them is NOTHING.

Dexter's just yet another audience-manipulating monster like Aaron, John James, Siavash, Darnell, and Ziggy, except he was really bad at it? He wasn't ~eez fit innit~ enough for the audience to forgive every single awful thing he did, none of the other HMs really played into his shtick by giving him sympathy, he was powerless when it came to nominations, his attempts at a showmance failed when Charlie Travers completely denounced him in her eviction interview (<33333), etc. Since Dexter really wasn't effective at all in what he tried to be, it made me like him more than his ancestors I listed above, but that's really not much of an accomplishment at all. He didn't really give us any moments that deviated from his ridiculously one-dimensional gameplan, and I've written plenty of thesis statements about how I feel about playing the HMs vs. playing the public so it shouldn't be a surprise that I was NOT a fan of **** like "...I surely love you Charlie Travers :suave:" and the ****ing ugly crying and OTT "I just cannot believe that the public saved me for the Nth time even though I'm the most conscious of the public and have the most insight as to how people on this godforsaken show vote" nuh uh sis.

I don't even feel like getting into Dexter's time in the house because lbr a lot of it was forgettable white noise but I will say that Callum getting evicted over him REALLY sits wrong with me and I was *NOT* into his annoying prize fund **** when the nominees had to pick out amounts of money in the room or whatever. Like, "I studied every option on there" vs. "oops I didn't realize that there was a £96,000 option" and "I was banking on someone taking £1 and being more selfless than me" vs. *being the second to last person to go and leaving the £1 on the board* like what. And then that ****ing love triangle that shouldn't have existed since Charlie openly rejected all of her suitors how on earth was this a plot point for literal weeks.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Dexter ruined BBUK? Like, say what you want about what people's motives used to be on this show but after BB14 there was a huge paradigm shift from "let's put people in a house and watch things organically happen" to "let's openly manipulate the process to reward the people Playing The Game (which is really just code for Wind Up Merchants, which is really just code for unmitigated assholes!) and make things more cutthroat and unenjoyable for everyone involved" and I place a lot of the blame on Dexter! Like, his bull**** contrived persona single-handedly responsible for the abomination known as BBUK15: Power Trip and the casting of said series and we're still feeling the effects of it all since BBUK16: Timebomb just ended and it was even worse. I don't know, I've gone on a few too many rants about how I've lost a lot of faith in this show and how I'm questioning my relationship with it since my morals clearly do not match up with the show's morals anymore, and when I analyze everything further it all comes back to Dexter's manipulated and contrived "personality" or "story arc" or whatever you want to call it.

As a concluding note, I'll make the controversial statement that I'm much happier with a Sam win than a Dexter win! Say what you want about Sam, but his worst crime is only being boring and at the end of the day he's still real and his win is just a typical win you'd expect from C4. On the other hand, I actually would've been offended if the public rewarded Dexter with a win and validated his remarkably poor self-constructed story arc, especially when the true best option for unconventional winner was shafted in third place.

I'm saving Luke Scrase because he is the true underrated gem of BB13 (I wish I could save like half of Daniel's nominees though)

Laura McAdams

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This girl is actually relevant now because she is the most irrelevant housemate in BBUK surely? It's amazing that she's made it this far over much more entertaining housemates whether they are hated or not.

I think she got some sort of following during her 5 day stay because she wore her swinsuit most of the time... well that's what most pictures of her online are... well the 7 of them.

Her time in the house is surely summed up with the 5 minute interview with Davina she was randomly given outside the house of all places where was inevitably booed to death even though she did nothing http://i.imgur.com/3H58sPD.jpg

'Gutted that you left but you did, ladies and gentlemen it's Laura!'

So basically
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and I save Kitten because I do know her

Dan Bryan - BB5:

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Dan doesn't offend me that much. I don't even dislike him tbh. It was just his self righteousness and how boring he was that got on my last bleeding nerve! I only watched BB5 just over twelve months ago but I can't remember much about Dan even still. He had some weird obsession with Jason and basically went in a super sulk which lasted for the rest of his stay in the house. Everyone lies in their VT Dan get the **** over it! He flirted with Jason and isn't there a rumour that once Jason rimmed him under the covers? I'm not sure but the pair did have a bit of a flirty friendship going on, that was until it was revealed Jason wasn't bi and Dan was cut up </3

He then just coasted his way through the rest of the series. He didn't associate himself with the lip gloss bitches but he didn't associate himself with the jungle cats either he just did nothing and flew under the radar much like equally boring Shell Jubin. He then proceeded to continue to sulk all of his stay in the house and complain that he thought the show would change him if he won and kept saying he didn't want to get to the final and win the money and how he wanted to leave so desperately.

He stayed, over housemates like Ahmed, Michelle and Victor who had contributed a lot to the series and he found himself in the final. He came in third place! People on TIBB often class third place club as some sort of thing that is elite but come to think of it a club containing Dan, Liam, David, Mario and Danny Wisker is pretty much not something to aspire to at times.

I'm saving Mario