thats true. I reckon the vast majority of this forum have him in their top 3 HMs

the almighty marcus quotes thread!!

When Charlie is making his way back from the message from home. "time to get the tissuess out"

Theres **** in the pool and that rant made me rofl

haha this one is so funny, and when he slagged off the production team in his message

marcusisms
 

one of my faves is (to David) Sorry for calling u a *******!:pat:

Marcus heard a cameraman coughing last night while he was brushing his teeth

He said Oh not you again

Get some Tixylix lol

IM CRYING. I'm laughing so ****ing hard.



hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

haha thats awesome. Marcus has saved this show so badly. God the show was boring when Marcus was just moping around after the noirin ****. but ever since noirin left, Marcus comes up with like 3 or 4 funny lines each day. He better win. His winning interview would be awesome, saying he knew hed win and calling Sree a wanker and everything hehe.

Marcus: it's only a crane fly.
[...]
Bea: what was that doing on my foot?
Marcus: Maybe it was masturbating.


:banana::banana::banana:

Bea was trying to 'guilt - trip' Marcus by the pool discussing about nominations..

Bea: "I dont know what to do?"
Marcus: "Do what you think is right."
Bea: "I dont know whats right"

Marcus: "The conflict of the human heart is to do the wrong thing when it know what is right."

"Minge Bagery"

Marcus "Im going to be an arse model after the show"

This is so funny to read

Could I request that Jayson updates the first post in this thread and the title? Lots of quality quotes have been added since the last update.

This was ages ago and I'm not sure whether somebody else had said this already or not:

After correctly predicting the winners of the sports day Marcus has won the opportunity to join the School Disco.
Marcus: Any team with Sree was going to lose.

I love this thread xD

This man needs to be on TV long after Big Brother has ended.

that was ****ing amazing


Im getting this thread ready for the 3983498 amazing quotes he ll say tonight

"Hello, my names Alfont. I'm a fricking idiot". Not one of his best but it made me laugh. :laugh::laugh:

"They're probably going to be friends in 5 minutes or they won't be"

Just Marcus' voice coming from the 'headless horseman' body laying in the garden whilst wrapped in a duvet, will be in my brain forever!

:joker:

Practically the he-man of comedy.

ROFL

Talking about his Mum - "Old minge-bag".

lol i like this comedy name calling of his family its fun :tongue: