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Natalie Sawyer still looking good I see, Drew.

Of course, the main matter was Higuain but my penis led me elsewhere.

Juve stepping up the chase for Higuain too.

Would be great to see Arsenal fail to get him.

Apparently close to signing Thiago,Strootman and Garay. Not fussed over Garay, but if we sign Thiago and Stootman I may well jizz on my laptop.

there you go Purds

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BNd3e0CCIAAp9t7.jpg

he looks like he's from Liverpool in all

:joker:

weekly Guillem "Bull****" Balague updates

Guillem Balague ‏@GuillemBalague 2m
Juve and Arsenal have agreed personal terms with Higuain and will fight it off with Madrid. Biggest offer will take him

Guillem Balague ‏@GuillemBalague 1m
Thiago's dad just back from Manchester. He wants to meet FCB to tell them his son wants to go to United. But FCB want 2 convince him 2 stay

Guillem Balague ‏@GuillemBalague 6m
Latest I heard; Isco will go to Madrid (25-30m euros)

TBF all 3 of these things are practically right

Yeah Isco is gone, I had more faith the last couple of weeks City would be for him but over the past few days it's clear he'll be in the Madrid squad. Just hope he's going to get some playing time. :pipe:

They needed to make that happen if only for the chant

(he should have been a much higher priority than Fernandinho)

:cat: i heard we r buying cavani from napoli united fan here

Febian Brandy has joined Sheffield United.

i dont mind him, i just know a few people on here dont believe a word he says most of the time :laugh:

Curtis Davies leaves Birmingham to join Hull City.

Chelsea have completed the signing of Germany forward Andre Schurrle from Bayer Leverkusen.

Nicky Shorey has joined Brighton for pre-season training ahead of a possible move to the club.

Gregory Tade has completed his move from St Johnstone to Romanian side CFR Cluj.

Richard Foster leaves Bristol City to return to Rangers.

Stephen McGinn, Sean McGinty and Jasper Johns all join Sheffield United.

Swindon have made former Tottenham defender Jack Barthram their first summer signing.

Bristol City sign defender Derrick Williams from Aston Villa.

Wolves have offer accepted for Luke Murphy.

Crewe have signed Macclesfield defender Thierry Audel for an undisclosed fee.

Brentford have strengthened their midfield options with the signings of Alan McCormack and George Saville.

Rotherham have confirmed the double signing of Danny Hylton and Robert Milsom.

Wycombe have signed winger Paris Cowan-Hall from League Two rivals Plymouth Argyle.

Plymouth Argyle are set to sign Dominic Blizzard on a free transfer.

Scunthorpe have agreed a deal to sign winger Andy Welsh following his release from Carlisle.

Espanyol close on Paraguay striker Javier Acuna.

Real Betis sign midfielder Joan Verdu from Espanyol.

Napoli complete the signing of Belgium winger Dries Mertens on a five-year contract for an undisclosed fee.

Heerenveen have confirmed the double signing of Magnus Wolff Eikrem from Molde and Yanic Wildschut from VVV Venlo.

Magnus Wolff Eikrem set to move to Heerenveen.

Ajax seal signing of striker Sam Hendriks from De Graafschap.

Tevez to Juve, 10m

Bargain

Will miss him tbh :sad:

Txiki will get us a nice replacement I'm sure :pipe:

RIP Tevez from English football. Good riddance to bad rubbish:D:idc:.

never saw the fuss.

-will probably say the same in 2 years of most of City's current forwards-

Good riddance to the stupid twat.