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Nice emblem, in a triangle is it?
Genuine question, why is it your health goes up when you have sex with a prostitute in GTA?

Recently I find lots of people camping by the apartment building I own and sniping me on exit or return. I have had to swap sessions to stop it. It's getting so annoying.

Oh no. Rockstar have fixed all the money glitches, I have gone from £300m to a measly £150k

worst decision so far: letting any old dumbass make their own deathmatch :bored: I am SO bored of joining random ones and they turn out to be bloody 60 minute, limitless, weaponless brawls.

Yeah, it has ruined the game. Everytime I click join random it is either the Prison Thugs Fight or Seal Team Six.. both of which are ****

I miss the old days of Chasing Shots and Construction :(

there's a new update with a Valentine's Day pack... a few new clothes from what I can see (including dresses, for female avatars)

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Valentine’s Day in Los Santos is almost here, and the Valentine's Day Massacre Special update for GTA Online is now available, featuring some surprise gifts for all you lovers and lotharios. This includes a variety of fun Valentine's themed extras for Story Mode and GTA Online like the Gusenberg Sweeper machine gun, the new Albany Roosevelt ride and a host of new attire options like double breasted suits, flapper dresses, sexy undergarments, novelty t-shirts, hats, masks and more. These items are all available to purchase in GTA Online right now until the end of February - and once acquired they're yours to keep in your inventory for good.

NEW JOBS
This update also has 10 new Jobs across a variety of modes. Here are details on a few of our Valentine's-themed faves:

"Shotgun Wedding" (Team Deathmatch): The title says it all. Small-scale Deathmatch around the church in Paleto Bay that’s locked to shotguns. It’ll be a lot less bloody than divorce.

"Property Values" (Deathmatch): Forget about love, nothing’s going to break your heart like the price of real estate. Free for all Deathmatch on an unaffordable cul-de-sac near Mirror Park. Look out for the sniper on the grassy knoll.

"Creek" (Parachuting): Nothing says ‘I’m in love’ like throwing yourself out of a chopper with up to seven other idiots. A steep dive, almost skirting the side of the Raton Canyon, gliding into Cassidy Creek.

"Vinewood Tours" (Race): Who needs love when you’ve got booze in your belly and stars in your eyes? Lap race for cars and bikes taking in all the tourist sights of Vinewood and Rockford Hills.

"Motorboating" (Sea Race): A good motorboating is all anyone wants for Valentine’s Day. Take your love for a trip around buoys and over jumps to the North of Mount Gordo.

"Heart Breaker" (Bike Race): Make your feelings known by carving a love heart into the Grand Senora Desert. Hills and jumps in this mainly off-road lap race for bikes on a heart-shaped track.

VALENTINE'S MASSACRE SOCIAL CLUB EVENT WEEKEND
To help celebrate, we'll be hosting a special Valentine's Massacre Social Club Event Weekend that will include special in-game RP bonuses, Crate Drops, a live stream broadcast on Friday afternoon and much more. Stay tuned for more details later today.

ADDITIONAL UPDATES TO GTA ONLINE
Today's automatic title update includes the triumphant return of the Rat Loader pickup truck to GTA Online. This vehicle and all its mods are available for free until the next title update, so anyone who might have lost one from their garage previously can now re-create it at no cost. Just grab it from the southernsanandreassuperautos.com in-game website and modify it at any Los Santos Customs location.

This title update also enables solo players in Races to earn GTA$, plus provides fixes for numerous issues, including incorrect time displays for some players in the Bad Sport pool, issues with the Cornrows haircut and situations where characters would become bald after using a mask. For a complete list of fixes in this update, please check out the article on our support site.

To get today's update, just power up your online-connected PS3 or Xbox 360 and load up GTAV, and you'll be prompted to download the automatic update (Xbox 360 players will also be required to download an additional compatibility pack). From there, head to the in-game store from the pause menu to access and download the Valentine’s Day Massacre Special.

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i beez in the trap, be-beez in the trap

i'm a bit mystified by all these deathmatches that are somehow 10,000ft in the air on loads of floating containers :suspect:

The new update is kickass. I put my woman in a killer suit and bought her a Turismo R (which is a fantastic car, it has to be said). :amazed:

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bagged myself a man

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Beautiful

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My gorgeous car collection

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Shaniqua and her beautiful Turismo R

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-Boss Ass Bitch playing in the background-

:joker: have you, Doogle and I gone for the exact same look

I can't say that I've seen Dylan's character but we probably have. :laugh:

I think I've subconsciously channelling Anna Wintour. :dazzler:

I'm still forever thankful to that benevolent soul who hacked a game I was in an transferred $60,000,000 to my character's bank account. :love: I've lost it all now of course, but I got to keep all the cars and the apartment and clothes.

yeah same, as soon as I got it I thought "this isn't gonna last" so bought a tank, nice boat, attack chopper, filled up my garage and got a plane / the best apartment :laugh:

should've bought every possible wardrobe in hindsight

I did exactly the same thing. I bought 3 Adders (the Bugatti car thingy) alone with a bunch of other super cars, the flat, a helicopter, a plane, and every gun I could get my hands on. I couldn't get a tank or anything though, whenever I tried it said out of stock? :suspect:

I was lucky I bought the Adders though, they're worth $600,000 a piece so I technically had over a a million sitting in my garage that they couldn't take away from me. http://forums.shakiramedia.com/forum...fault/diva.gif

yeah I wish I'd got more Adders, shame they're so fugly really

(i'm a vacca kinda gurl)

that's weird about the rhinos. I know they were out of stock a lot once online launched but it was fine when I tried (tbf I haven't exactly gone back to check since :laugh:)

omg some dickhead parked a tank in front of my garage yesterday :fist: he wasn't even in it, or anywhere near it, I just couldn't change car :/

So ugly but oh so fast :lovedup: But yeah I'm love the Vacca too, and the Turismo R is kicckass too :love:

Yeah it's weird like they're back in stock now so who knows? Maybe they stopped them being sold when I tried because the cheating was super out of hand and they wanted to stop too many people having them? Idk.

What a tool. I would say blow him up but well.. it's a tank.

The new update is really good. You have "mental health" now, so the more players you kill in free mode your blip becomes red which makes you a bigger target and people get more RP for killing you (I think bounties are skulls now instead of red). So freemode is much more fun with everyone after everyone.

There are new apartments and it's now possible to own more than one and there are new cars

oh cool, I only had a brief glimpse earlier and saw the red-markers thing, didn't notice any new material