Simon Hughes </3

32 years and the ungrateful bastards kick him out even though he played no part in government

Ed has the Fake Smile on.


Pathetic.

:joker: no dimblebore for us.

45 lead...

Alex Salmond Wins

How Nice

Ah, going by the SNP's domination he doesn't have much hope of keeping it. :laugh:

That twat Salmond on ITV.

Douglas Carswell UKIP
Wins his seat

Eastleigh having a Beer, Baccie and Scratchings party lol

ITV's set is pathetic and they don't have virtual graphics as good as Jeremy's or a touch screen as good as Emily's

I do keep trying to hear Owen Jones though but can't seem to catch him

Beverley you pretentious arseholes :idc:

At least the results update instantly the beeb are well behind regardless of flashy gizmos. :laugh:

:dance: Yeah at the Thurrock win.

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/...ur-figures-say

http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-620/h--...0-620x372.jpeg

Calls for Ed Miliband to resign as recriminations begin in Labour camp

39 ahead..

Now that is a Party we can get behind.

This is because other broadcasters update their tallies based on rumours at the counts whereas the BBC are legally required to wait until the returning officer has declared the actual result

Shocking!! back biting rats :fist:

They haven't even lost yet. :laugh:

:worship:

Labour have won a seat in Scotland. D:

Didn't see that coming. :laugh:

hoping for another Dewey/Truman moment tbh

http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/med...b182d97265.jpg
Dim go and have a rest
you ain't young enough

Beginning to see why there was so much fixation with good ol' Ming's age, now D: