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=49 http://imgur.com/qUJM9mh.png Points: 65 Mainly remembered for inadvertently slaying (in the archaic sense, not the ‘yass bitch you slay that old kween’ sense) Biggins just by being Jewish, Katie Waissel’s time in the Celebrity Big Brother house also saw her have a mini-meltdown over somebody insulting Amy Winehouse’s legacy somehow, and a slightly less mini-meltdown after Frankie Grande had the gall to nominate her. And then she was ousted alongside Sam Fox and the series got even worse, which I’m sure is no coincidence. And now she’s apparently split from her husband, which is sad, but maybe she’s just another victim of Grant Bovey’s lustful gaze and who could blame her? =49 http://imgur.com/RHHVjLX.png Points: 65 Baby, are you ready for this cold war? Shaun sure is: I don't think it's even debatable any more that Katya is (see me with them) hands down the biggest fan favourite from RuPaul's Drag Race of all time. Which is why it didn't come as much of a surprise when she was one of the first names leaked as taking part in season 2 of its Allstars spinoff. Now, many weren't expecting much since the first Allstars pretty much killed off any of the allure and fascination about any of its participants, and a further twist to the show's rules and format, but... well there's a reason she was getting tens of thousands of retweets to win. Ignoring that stumble where she wore a hideous silver matryoshka doll outfit for 'space age drag' (she was probably depressed after seeing what Lucian Piane had left her to work with whilst dressed as Princess ****ing Diana), Katya delivered every episode. If you're unfamiliar with the Drag Race scene, this link should convince you to jump in (to the gorgeous waters of Darienne Lake). Your dad just calls her Katya. |
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=46 http://imgur.com/xcE9ImD.png Points: 68 The name Alex is a baby boy and baby girl name. The name Alex comes from the English origin. In English the meaning of the name Alex is: Abbreviation of the Greek name Alexander, meaning defender of mankind. The name is common among English, German and Dutch speakers. (also her sister won, so does that make her the Nadiya Anderson of BB:OTT?) =46 http://imgur.com/AHktaMk.png Points: 68 Yay, a stone-cold Irish businesswoman robot bitch! It’s always fun to have one of those. It’s just a shame that Grainne had a few bugs in her system, be it the issue of invisibility in the first few episodes, be it her weakness when it comes to gin (and also answering phones), or be it her complete malfunction towards the end, resulting in her deciding she would quite like to take over her entire make-up industry and swiftly being dismissed. Thankfully, in the moments where she decided to work properly, we got to see her dressed as a mermaid, failing to sell boats in the second greatest Courtney-related double act of the series, and, um, dressed as a mermaid again, this time flogging a virtual reality game called Magic Shells. The Apprentice UK, everyone. =46 http://imgur.com/GOAQJoj.png Points: 68 She might be hated on here for some unknown reason (is it because she told Gemma some home truths? idk). Stephangel is by far ONE of the best housemates of all time though, when people think of CBB17 they think of Miss Davis (FACT.). Steph was basically your average Scouse car alarm but instead of just being a gobby she was kind of unhinged and her messy antics resulted in some of the greatest moments ever in CBB. Steph telling Gemma she has no talent and screaming about her being 'The Lion King' at like five in the morning :love: Steph throwing milk everywhere and it pushing Christian from EastEnders near to tears :love: Steph throwing a HUGE tantrum in the diary room and having to be restrained by security :love: Steph being asked to leave the diary room so they could deal with #MentalMegz :love: (this is to just name a few.) I don't think anyone can deny she is one of the biggest housemates of all time. Miss Davis is 2016. ~ DanielX |
LOVED Grainne from what I've seen of her and Steph was a MESS that provided entertainment. :love:
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=44 http://imgur.com/gmBEigQ.png Points: 72 Highest from RuPaul's Drag Race Psst Shaun, it’s Drag Race. You’re up: Walking into the TiBB Reality Ranking 2k16 Game purse first comes the creatively named Bob the Drag Queen. Well, I suppose it's a little creative considering his real name is Christopher. Bob picked up a lot of buzz before season 8 of RuPaul's Drag Race aired, primarily for a YouTube video of him impersonating Viola Davis in 'How to Get Away With Murder', but also for an interesting comedic take on lipsynching. Sadly, she only needed to demonstrate her amazing lipsync skills twice - once to send home Derrick Barry, hallelujah, and the other in the final. What she did display leaves her a legendary winner, though: her scene-stealing performance as Cookie from Empire (although Thorgy was robbed), her Snatch Game impersonations of both Uzo Aduba AND Carol Channing, making a dress from a pair of curtains and running for President of the USA. She made us feel mighty real and she was never really in danger of losing the crown (except when the fanbase probably tipped in favour of Kim Chi but if you're ever going to get into watching Drag Race you're going to have to come to terms with the fact that the majority of the fans are shallow idiots). =44 http://imgur.com/P8xWeSq.png Points: 72 Trust cluster mucking her way into the ranking next is Hannah Shapiro, aka beta Aubry Bracco, aka omega Sophierce Clarke, the millennial who couldn’t quite believe that Jeff Probst was really sat in front of her as if Erik Reichenbach died in the Philippines for nothing, who nearly became the first ever person to be medically evacuated whilst watching a challenge, who flirted non-stop with Ken because this show can’t edit a cute friendship between a man and a woman without implying that they might bone at one point or another, who took several years to cast her first vote at Tribal Council and no I am not exaggerating, who Did Not Do That, whose tribe went to rocks because they secretly didn’t want to lose her, for whom idols were laid down like lovers… and who lost in a unanimous vote despite putting up, at the very least, the joint-strongest fight at Tribal Council. Some jury that was. |
Alex being higher than I expected :love:
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Six(!) people are tied on the same number of points next, so I'll break them down into two posts - one BBUK, the other Survivor...
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Apologies for the very brief write-ups here, it's that part of the ranking
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=38 http://imgur.com/fkItbf1.png Points: 73 Adam’s win was more than likely a case of being the jury’s favourite goat of the three at Final Tribal Council, rather than an example of his strategic prowess (like, “you tried to make #BIGMOVES and utterly failed, but at least you had a go, here’s a million dollars” is not a coherent argument no matter how many times it is repeated), and I for one had a bit of a like-love-meh-dislike-hate-loathe-BURNING HATRED-meh-like-eh relationship with him on the show, but he wasn’t the worst winner that there could have been and for that I’m grateful. I mean, Zeke could have won. Shudder at the thought. Adam’s game was really dominated through factors outside of his own control, namely his mother’s terminal illness, and it led to more than one very awkward moment during the season, none more so than at the reunion when Jeff segued from Adam crying his eyes out whilst recalling his mother’s last moments to peppily asking questions “Sunday, you’re a mom, and you played Survivor. Tell me – are you a witch?”. That aside, he was on the wrong side of several votes, threw away idols and advantages and had a… unique style of apologising to people, but he did have his likable moments and apparently he had a really good social game which justified him winning in the eyes of the jury, something which we only properly saw in the edit with Jay. Also, he got vaguely island hot (but not as island hot as DrunkGayBret, naturally), so all’s well that ends well. =38 http://imgur.com/h5E2BaR.png Points: 73 Three Survivor facts you may not know: Ciera voted out her mom, Jay does have an idol, and that nice girl with the glasses should have won over the other girl and if not her then that little Asian man with the chicken he was funny I liked him what was his name was it Guy or Fi or Pie or something anyway he was good. By that, I mean that Aubry Woz Robbed, except she wasn’t because none of the jury knew that she was playing the game that she did and she’d failed to convince them of it by the time it came to Final Tribal Council, so her losing was her own fault and the jury were not bitter and Probst can shut his damn ***** mouth. That said, however, much like the season of Kaoh Rong itself, Aubry was still great! Her story arc of having a panic attack on the first day to forming bonds, to losing her allies one by one in circumstances which were not always game-related (which gave us her iconique Oregon Trail confessional), to gradually becoming a strategic mastermind and secretly being the brains behind almost every move – the secrecy of which is odd, considering she was actually on the Brains tribe to begin with – is one that resonated with many and showed what you can achieve when you believe in your dreams and reach for the stars and also have a voting advantage in the form of a 71-year old man (Joe <3). Not only this, but the brain/brawn/beauty alliance that Aubry had with Cydney and Michele was one of the many reasons that Kaoh Rong was such a strong season, and the fact that they all turned on one another at the end probably proves something but I’m not sure what. Will she continue to change the game next season? We’ll have to wait to find out. =38 http://imgur.com/PT8c9mS.png Points: 73 Ah, Ken. The loyalty-insisting, squid-cooking, vinyl-listening, jungle-dwelling, wrongly-spelling, Paul-hating, Figtayls-deducing, phallic immunity necklace-wearing, legacy advantage-playing male model who wanted to make it very clear that he was not like other male models (sound familiar?) and who was placed onto the Gen X tribe, despite being a mere two years older than the millennial whose entire content insisted of “I PLAY VIDEO GAMES!”. It’s almost as if this entire theme was arbitrary and utterly pointless. But despite all of that, Ken was a surprising force for good in Fiji and a positive, occasionally lulzy, usually rootable figure who just wanted to fry up some seabass and listen to his records, dammit. Pre-merge, he seemed to be a strong strategic contender, before completely disappearing from the show at the merge (hi, Sherri Biethman’s edit!), which was disappointing, especially when, say, we wouldn’t get a confessional from him even when he won individual immunity. Maybe they’d filmed one and it went on for hours and hours, ending in him whipping out his copy of War and Peace and reading several chapters aloud to the camera, so they had to cut it. Who knows? Even though his game ended in a last-minute doing-it-for-his-daughter storyline and a loyalty-or-a-million-dollars storyline which ultimately failed to come to fruition when he received zero recognition from the jury, Ken’s existence was a nice respite from Jeff’s constant “millennials text differently and are cooler than you old people!” bull**** (reminder: Ken was 33 at time of filming), and despite him being a complete joke of a human in the best possible way, he provided some cute character moments in a season lacking them, such as his rousing speech about how he doesn’t like being called Ken Doll. Oh and he’s fit. |
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