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TiBBOaks - Episode 10.
Opening Sequence:
As Charlotte Church's "Even God" plays in the background, a montage of a series of characters dressing for funerals is shown. All of them look sombre and sullen, and the final character to appear on camera is Sia. She is applying mascara and Zee walks in the room with Gemma.

Scene One:
Gemma: The cars are here.
Sia: Okay, I'll just be a minute.
Zee: Are you alright?
Sia: Yeah I'm fine, just...it's a sad day.
Zee: I know.
Gemma: Are you sure you don't want to go to Fom's memorial instead?
Sia: Don't be stupid - he tried to kill you. I'm going to pay my respects for Ben.
Gemma: Okay, well we're behind you all the way.
Sia smiles and the scene changes.

Scene Two:
At Fom's house, Doug and Tom are checking themselves in the mirror.
Tom: I'm still not happy with you not going to your brother's funeral.
Doug: It'd be a bit hard since I'm the one that killed him.
Tom: I know, but he's still your brother.
Doug: I never knew anything about him. I know absolutely nothing about my family; everything's shrouded in secrets. It sounds fab on paper, but I'd like to have someone to rely on for a change.
Tom: Well, I'm going to see you later then. Pass on my regards to Brona and the family.
Doug: I'm sure that'll comfort her.
He rolls his eyes and we again change scenes.

Scene Three:
At Nickyy's house, Baz is sat in an armchair wearing a black suit and navy tie. He is staring into space, when Nickyy enters.
Nickyy: Are you sure you're up for this?
Baz: I have to say goodbye to her. It's just...I'm scared the turnout won't be big, what with three funerals on the same day.
Nickyy: I know, we're spoilt for choice!
She winces with regret at what she's said.
Nickyy: Sorry, that came out wrong.
Baz: It's fine. Look, you don't have to come along if you don't want to.
Nickyy: No, I want to do this. You've been there for me when times have been hard and it's only fair I return the favour.
She hugs him tightly and we see him smiling at more than just friendship, again.

Scene Four:
Annie's dormitory. The girls, and Mark, are in a mess of hair straighteners and towels.
Mark: I think I'll go along to Linda's after all.
Annie: Why?
Mark: I know I didn't know her, but I saw her around, and she always had a fantastic handbag.
Lauren: That's great reasoning!
Mark: Oh shush, I didn't know Fom or Ben either. Though that Ben was a beefcake...
His eyes glaze over.
Princess: I'm going to Ben's, I think Brona needs all the support she can get.
Annie: Yeah, ditto.
Lauren: I imagine nobody's going to Fom's...
Mark: Can you blame them?
Lauren: I guess not.
She reaches over and pinches a pink lipstick from Annie's grasp.
Annie: Hey!

Scene Five:
In a local church, Tom walks in wearing a long brown overcoat, trying to hide from Kate. He takes a seat in the back pews, and notices there are only four other people there - Kate, supernoodles, Andy and a man we do not know. The vicar begins the ceremony, and we then switch between services whilst "Even God" plays overleaf once more. As the coffin of Ben's is lowered into the ground, the music fades.
Doug: Are you OK?
Brona: I guess...considering the circumstances.
Sia: So...to the wake, I guess.
Brona: ...yeah. I just...can't believe he's gone.
A tear rolls down her cheek and Doug puts his arm around her.

Scene Six:
At a wake, Nicky and Baz are talking to Christina and Daren. Nicky can't keep her eyes off of Daren and Sam walks over to the group.
Sam!: I'm so sorry for your loss, Baz.
Baz: Thanks...
Nickyy: So, Daren, what's it like teaching at TiBBOaks?
Daren: Uh, I guess it's OK. The kids can be a little out-of-hand sometimes, but that's to be expected.
Nickyy laughs a little too enthusiastically.
Nickyy: Oh I can imagine! I have a daughter of my own you see. Do you want to see a picture?
Daren: Uh, sure.
She downs a glass of champagne and fishes in her purse for a picture, whilst Sam takes Baz aside.
Sam!: She, uh...has she drunk a lot?
Baz: Yeah, I suppose she has. I'll take her home soon.
Nickyy drops her purse and spills some champagne on Daren.
Nickyy: Oh I am SO sorry! Let's take off that shirt, I'll get it dry cleaned.
Daren: No, that's fine.
Nickyy: No! You're wet! We can't be wet, it's a funeral!
She stumbles again and is now attracting a few disapproving looks.
Nickyy: What are you looking at?
Baz takes her to his car and drives her home.

Scene Seven:
At school, in a science laboratory,Firewire and Ruth*Star are talking about the upcoming Prom.
Firewire: My mum said she can get us a limousine for me, you, Madonna and his date!
Ruth*Star: That sounds great! I'm going to get my dress after school, you want to come?
Firewire: Sure!
MarkSpears and DamonJ walk in.
DamonJ: Ugh, get a room.
MarkSpears: Ew, cross-breeding.
Conzors walks in with another boy we don't know, and takes a seat. All of the students in the room exchange whispers about him.
Conzors: You all got something to say?
DamonJ: Uh oh, kitty's got claws.
Conzors: I don't know why YOU of all people are mocking me for being gay - all you do is perform Britney Spears dance routines and make bitchy comments.
MarkSpears: Yeah but he doesn't try to touch my penis, does he?
The class laughs as the teacher walks in.
Mr. Locke: So, bunsen burners out, and put your goggles on. We want to be careful around all these flames.
DamonJ: Did you say flamers, Sir?
The class snigger.

Scene Eight:
Daren and Sam! get home and Rory is sat in the living room, smoking.
Sam!: Yeah, she totally has the hots for you.
Daren: WHAT do you think you're doing?
Rory: Smoking? Mum lets me do it.
Daren: That's a lie.
Rory: Whatever. You can't stop me.
Daren: There's two of us and one of you. Sam! Go and grab that box of fags.
Sam! lunges at Rory and is suddenly on top of him, mounting him. He takes the cigarettes as Rory pushes him off, suddenly outraged.
Rory: You ****ing touched me! I'm telling mum!
Sam!: You what?
Rory: You were rubbing against me, that's sick.
Daren: Don't talk rubbish, if he really liked you he'd have rubbed so much harder.
Rory: Give me the cigarettes, or I'm telling mum he touched me.
Daren looks worried as he grudgingly chucks the cigarettes to him.

Scene Nine:
At school, the pupils are participating in a practical experiment. As Conzors lights his burner, DamonJ creeps up behind him and suddenly pushes over the flame. As Conzors' tie starts burning, Mr. Locke suddenly grabs DamonJ and drags him out of the classroom.
Mr. Locke Headmistress' office! NOW!
Conzors runs out of the room crying past the two of them, and out of the school building.

Scene Ten:
Baz is holding and supporting Nickyy as they enter his house, she still drunk. He puts her on the sofa and she rolls off it giggling. He pulls her up to her feet and looks in her eyes seriously.
Baz: You need to sober up.
Nickyy: You need to lighten up! Oh wait...weren't we at a funeral? Oh my god who died?
Baz sighs and goes to turn away when Nickyy suddenly kisses him. They embrace and nature takes its course.

Scene Eleven:
As Tom arrives home from the funeral, he brings Billy and Christina into Fom's house. Doug is at home, watching TV, and turns to the youngsters with a confused expression.
Tom: You said you didn't want any more secrets. Well, this is Billy, and this is Christina, and they're your younger half-siblings.
Christina: He's my brother!?
Doug: What? I know Christina! This doesn't make any sense! Who's their mother?
Tom: Linda was their mother.
Doug: So...you knew this, Christina?
Christina: Of course not, I've known Tom was my father for a while now, but not about Linda. I mean mum.
Tom: Billy, say hello.
Billy: Hi. Are we a happy family now?
He rolls his eyes and walks off upstairs.
Doug: Uh, where does he think he's going?
Tom: Ah, about the house. Fom didn't actually own this, well not 100% anyway. I gave him most of the deposit for it when he moved in. And since he's no longer with us, I think it's about time we moved in. Like you said, a family with no secrets.
Christina: I'm obviously not, I live on campus.
Tom: Yeah, but you'll still come over for dinner every weekend.
Christina: Fine.
Doug: So, this is it? No more secrets?
Tom: None.

Scene Twelve:
Outside Fom's house, the man from the funeral is using binoculars to spy inside the window. He is parked inside a car with an unknown woman.
Deirdre: Can we go now?
James: Yes. I've got what I came for.
They drive off.

Closing Sequence:
Rory walks into Daren's living room and blows a heavy puff of smoke into Sam!'s face. Sam! starts up and goes to hit him, but Daren grabs him and reminds him of his brother's blackmail. We then cut to Nickyy cuddling up to Baz in his bed, and he unashamedly shows how delighted he is with a huge grin. Finally, we cut to Conzors standing on the outside railings of a bridge. He looks down on the river below, and as the camera cuts to a view from behind the railing, we see him jump.

TiBBOaks - Episode 11
Opening Sequence:
"All The Young Dudes" by Mott the Hoople is playing as the camera slowly ascends the feet of four boys. They turn out to be Hugo, DamonJ, MarkSpears and another friend, called Riz. They are walking in a line, with a cocky swagger, wearing sunglasses. They approach a bridge on the walk home and they notice someone suddenly jumping off the edge. They immediately rush down the embankment to the riverside, and a small crowd gathers as the music fades.

Scene One:
Riz: Oh my God!
MarkSpears: Who is it? He looked young!
DamonJ: Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Hugo: Can anyone swim?
MarkSpears: You mean you can't?
Hugo: No, just...I'm not very good.
DamonJ: Make way for Damon, bitches.
He dives in and swims to the middle of the river, where Conzors is frustratingly trying to drown himself.
DamonJ: [turning to the others and shouting] It's Conzors!
Hugo: Ew, leave him there!
DamonJ drags him to the edge of the river regardless of his friend's advice, and pulls him out of the water.
Riz: Holy GaGa, why would you do something like that?
Conzors: I didn't want to be rescued! Leave me alone!
He runs off again.

Scene Two:
It is now early evening, and at Daren's flat, he and Sam are cuddled up on the sofa. Rory comes out of his bedroom wearing a shirt and gold chain, with some faded jeans.
Rory: I'm off out.
Daren: Uh, you're 15. No you're not.
Rory: I think you're forgetting what Sam did to me.
Sam!: Nothing happened, you twisted little ba-
Daren: Sam, babe, shush. Go ahead - go out then. But it's a Tuesday night, and you'll regret it in the morning when you're at school.
Rory: Meh, I'll have the day off.
He smiles patronisingly and slams the door behind him.
Sam!: We've got to do something about this.
Daren: It's only 2 weeks - besides, mum's given us way too much allowance for him. I fancy a Chinese, you in?
Sam! smiles and heads for the phone.

Scene Three:
At Sia's house, Gemma and Zee are stood at the door looking upset.
Sia: Well, I guess this is it.
Gemma: I know I said you should expand your horizons, but I wasn't expecting it so soon.
Zee: Are you sure you want to do this, Sia?
Sia: I've had enough of TiBBOaks for now - my career's going nowhere, I've had my share of trauma and I need to see more of the world. I'm going to miss you two so much though.
Zee: Come here, Sis.
They have a group hug, before a taxi blasts the horn outside.
Zee: Here, I'll carry your bags.
Sia: Thanks.
They approach the taxi and the driver puts the bags in the boot.
Sia: Gemma - I'll be on the phone to you every day with the latest goss, and I expect the same in return. Zee, make sure you take care of your little sister yeah?
Zee: [through tears] Yeah...
Sia climbs into the taxi and rolls down the window, waving to her siblings as the taxi drives off.

Scene Four:
At Iceman's bakery, Loukas has just returned home. Remy is playing video games in his bedroom, and Ash is still at the school working. As Loukas enters the living room, Iceman shuts the door and indicates him to sit down.
Loukas: What?
Iceman: You got anything you want to tell me?
Loukas: ...no?
Iceman: I'm so disappointed in you. Why can't you trust me?
Loukas: Can you please tell me what you're on about?
Iceman: THIS.
He throws the bag of pills onto the coffee table, and Loukas stares, open-mouthed in shock.
Loukas: Look, I can explain...
Iceman: I bet you can. Let me guess - you're looking after them for a friend.
Loukas: Yeah actually!
Iceman: I wasn't born yesterday. You've been acting increasingly erratic of late, coming home late, drunk, though in retrospect it was probably a lot more serious than a few Bacardi Breezers, right?
Loukas: You don't know anything about my life.
Iceman: I was a teenager once, I grew up in the 70s. I know a bit about drugs, believe me.
Loukas: Really? Did you take any?
Iceman: Nothing serious. But I had a best friend called Harry - he was training to be a surgeon. Anyway, we got really into the local music scene, which obviously was swimming with marijuana - that's where I stopped. But Harry, he got introduced to heroin.
Loukas: Woah, that's bad.
Iceman: That's not the worst of it. We were room-mates at college, when this was going on. One morning I came home from a night out with a few other friends, and as I came into the bedroom I found him on top of his bed, face down, pale as a ghost. He'd overdosed, Loukas.
Loukas: I don't know what to say...
Iceman: I do. If you've got any sense in you, you'll give this up immediately. I'll help you as much as you want, but I do not want to have to bury my son in my lifetime.
Loukas: I'm sorry Dad...
Iceman: It's OK. Let's just not tell mum about it.
Loukas: I wasn't planning to!

Scene Five:
Baz's house. He wakes up and finds Nickyy on his shoulder, obviously naked under the covers. She awakens slowly, and suddenly realises where she is. Jumping out of bed and hurriedly putting on her clothes, she rushes to the bathroom to be sick.
Baz: Are you okay?
Nickyy: Oh my...did we...oh god, this is bad.
Baz: What do you mean?
Nickyy: I have to go. I'll...bye.
She runs downstairs and we hear the front door slam.

Scene Six:
Annie's dormitory. Annie and Princess are out at a lecture, whilst Lauren sits on the sofa, hugging Ross. Mark opens the door for Christina, and lets her in.
Christina: Oh, hey, I didn't know you'd be here...
Ross: Hi...
Christina: [to Lauren] You will not believe the last few days I've had.
Lauren: Why? Spill.
Mark: Oh hey Mark, thanks for letting me in!
He pulls a face and rushes to take a seat next to Christina, eager for gossip.
Christina: Well, you know my dad?
Mark: Tom?
Christina: Yeah. Well, he's told me the other day that I have a little brother. Not only that, but that my Mum was...get this, Linda!
Lauren: No way!
Mark: This is so juicy!
Ross: Didn't she die recently?
Mark: Ugh, so behind.
Ross: I don't have daily catch-ups over margaritas.
Lauren: Sssh! Carry on, Chrissy.
Christina: Ew, don't call me that. Anyway, my little brother, I don't know if you know him. He goes to the high school nearby, he's called Billy.
Mark: Nope.
Lauren: No idea.
Christina: Yeah, so when Dad introduced me to him, he drove me to that Fom's place.
Ross: He died too!
Mark rolls his eyes.
Christina: Yeah, turns out that Fom and Doug are my half-brothers.
Lauren: No!
Mark: It's a small world after all.
Ross: So, you've just found out that your mum and half-brother are dead in the space of two days, as well as finding two other new brothers.
Christina: Pretty much. And now he wants us to all live together in Fom's old place.
Lauren: That'd be creepy.
Christina: I know. So I said I'd come over every now and then for dinner and that, but I'm not moving in.
Mark: Good for you, sister.
Lauren: Oh God, I need to get ready.
Ross: For what?
Lauren: Work, you silly!
Christina: Oh, did Andy give you the job?
Lauren: Yeah! It's only 4 days a week, but...it pays well!
She puts on a black shirt, part of the uniform, and begins applying make-up.
Mark: Well, I'm going to go meet Annie and Princess for drinks.
Christina: I'll come along!
Mark: Fab!
They gather their belongings, such as wallets and keys, and head out.
Ross: So, this fit new waitress, I heard she's available.
Lauren: Yeah, she's, uh...open, let's say.
Ross: That was a rubbish euphemism, but I love you anyway. I'll come in later for a drink or moral support. Good luck, babe.
He kisses her on the forehead and they leave the dormitory.

Scene Seven:
At Muse's house, Firewire is arranging things for the school Prom with his mum, when Hugo, DamonJ and MarkSpears enter. DamonJ is still dripping wet, and BigSister rushes to him with a towel.
BigSister: Oh, please take off your shoes, I've just cleaned the carpets!
Muse: What happened to you?
Hugo: Some nutter jumped in the river and Damon rescued him.
Firewire: Who was it?
Hugo: Just because it was attempted suicide, doesn't mean you have to stick your oar in.
Muse: What did you just say?
Hugo: Nothing.
Muse: I don't think so, that is not a joking matter young man. Now, Damon, go and get a shower before you catch pneumonia. Hugo can lend you some clothes to wear, can't you Hugo?
Hugo: Sure...
BigSister: Here's a towel!
She returns from the kitchen rather excitedly, and the 3 friends ascend the stairs, Damon going into the bathroom. Mark and Hugo go to Hugo's room, and put on some music channels.
MarkSpears: Ew, not The Script.
Hugo: So not hot.
They flick through channels and Hugo passes Mark a can of Lilt.
Hugo: So, why would he want to try to kill himself?
MarkSpears: Imagine being him. Wouldn't you do the same?
Hugo: I suppose. I just still can't believe he touched you up right here.
He looks down at the bed and shudders. DamonJ marches into the room, bare naked.
MarkSpears: Ew, put it away!
Hugo: You'll have someone's eye out!
DamonJ: Clothes, betch, and make them fabulous.
He puts a towel around his waist, whilst Hugo, still covering his eyes with his hand, rummages through his wardrobe.

Scene Eight:
At Daren's house, Sam is binning the remains of a takeaway, when Rory, evidently drunk, staggers through the front door.
Rory: I am sooo not able to stand up.
Daren: I bet mother would be proud. Go to your room, I'll bring in some water and paracetamol. You'll need them later.
Rory: You two been gaying it up I guess.
Sam!: Yeah, careful, your bedsheets are really messy now.
Rory: Ugh, gross.
Daren: He's joking.
Rory: Still sick.
Sam!: Wouldn't be sick if I was a girl, though, would it?
Rory: Well duh.
Daren: GO TO BED.
He shoves Rory in his room and shuts the door.

Scene Nine:
At Andy's club, Lauren is behind the bar with Matt. They are flirting innocently, making a few suggestive comments and the like. Ross walks in and kisses Lauren on the lips.
Ross: How's my girl's first shift then?
Lauren: It's quiet, but...that's a good thing I suppose. Oh, by the way, this is Matt.
Matt: Hey, you're her boyfriend right?
He says this whilst placing his hand on Lauren's shoulder.
Ross: Uh, yeah, nice to meet you.
Lauren: Matt's been showing me the ropes. I know how to make a Pina Colata now!
Matt: You're a wise student, my little protege.
She smiles and happens to flick her hair at the same time.
Ross: Can I have a word?
Lauren: Sure.
She waits for him to talk, when Ross looks at Matt as if asking him to go away.
Ross: Is he...you know, being a bit upfront with you?
Lauren: No! He's just being friendly.
Ross: Yeah, looked a bit more than friendly if you ask me.
Lauren: Oh don't be silly, you know I love you.
Ross: I know, just...stop being so, you know, touchy.
Lauren: I'M being touchy? You're one to talk!
Ross: That's not what I meant.
Lauren: Just go, will you? I'll talk to you later.
Matt: Is everything okay, here?
Ross: Yes it's fine, thanks, please butt out.
Lauren: Ross!
Matt: If you've got a problem with me-
Ross: You'll what?
Lauren: Just GO will you?
Ross: Fine. See you later.
He looks threateningly at Matt and leaves.
Lauren: I'm SO sorry, he's just very...you know, possessive.
Matt: That's fine, I don't mind. I'd be the same if you were my girlfriend.
She smiles politely and serves another customer.

Scene Ten:
At Tom's new house, Billy, Doug and Tom are sat at the dinner table eating fajitas and tacos.
Tom: So, one big family at last.
Billy: Yeah, great.
Doug: Hmm.
Tom: Well if that's going to be your attitudes, I think you can both have some extra guacamole.
He flings some at Billy's face with a spoon and Doug runs out of the room laughing.
Billy: For God's sake!
He storms out of the room
Doug: Oh dear...
Tom: Teenagers. Ah well, never mind. Oh by the way, catch!
He flings another spoon and it hits the wall, narrowly missing Doug. Doug laughs and throws back the spoon. As Tom goes to pick it up, he stops at the window.
Doug: Something wrong?
Tom: No, just, I thought I saw a ghost.
Doug: Oh?
Tom: Hmm.

Scene Eleven:
The camera immediately cuts to outside, where, in the same car, James is now sat on his own. He finishes taking a few photographs with a large Kodak, and places the camera down on top of a folder in the passenger's seat. The folder has a white sticker on the front, with the words 'Smith, Tom' on the front. He hurriedly drives off.

Closing Sequence:
As the camera cuts to a scene where Princess is smiling and kissing an unknown boy goodbye, Jamelia's "See It In A Boy's Eyes" plays. She turns to walk home when Mark is stood there, arms folded and eyebrow raised. We then cut to Nickyy's house, where Baz is knocking at the door. We see his eyes through the letterbox (c wot i did ther?) and there's no answer, as the camera spins to Nickyy sat on the stairs looking remorseful. Finally, we see Conzors walking down the local alleyway in the dark. Another man walks up to him, clearly offering drugs, and Conzors stops. Thinking for a moment, he decides to purchase some. The final camera shot is of Conzors' eyes as he looks up from what he's just purchased, and he hurries away into the darkness.