Yeah WHERE is the jury house segment?

I would've rather had Mark telling Paul about himself and his obsession with Cody but of course we can't have anything that hurts our prized pig can't we.

This is the fakest show I've ever seen.

Matt talks about how he showers excessively but he still reminds me of Pigpen from Charlie Brown with his damn cumrag and jizzy condom drawer

Oh he's talking about cereal again?

Mark really is too nice for these ****ers

Dad deserved better.

Why did Alex and Jason do Matt :skull:

"Put in a good word for me in Jury" this mother****er.

Mark is too angelic for BB

Sympathy but Raven's reaction was perfect!

Nicole never had to do that :hee:

not sympathy from evil Alex

Honestly I'm not going to be happy with any family segments until we get one from Raven's mother.

I don't even know if I cba to watch the HOH on the feeds tbh, what's the point

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We :love: Mattress

I wanted it to be a luck comp so Paul could accidentally win put up Alex and Jason and watch Alex's meltdown

unnhhhhh

Mark's interview was sweet tho, it's nice he's not bitter despite what he's been through

It's so annoying they've done an endurance HOH when Cody and Mark are out

Odds that Raven develops yet another limp after this Comp and blames it on her arthritis or the cut in between her toes from Week TWO?

Okay even Julie's presenting is trash but it's Grodner's lines so I don't blame her

They're really going to commercials before they throw some ketchup on them????

Just remember that if we thought this episode was bad with it's filler, we still have a month left for them to do **** like the Jordeff proposal or the "let's bring a dog into the house for three days bc you guys are that boring x"

I was only thinking earlier that Julie's script is waaaay better than Emma's cringey and crappy attempts at cultural references

These ****ers are screaming LITERALLY for no other purpose than to be heard and "be funny" while the live episode is still on.

I hate them all.