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"Furk dese other bitches, henny" - Tish Simmonds, probably
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Abi and Joanne should've been final two, robbed legends.
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I am so pleased that Candace won the show.
Coming soon Channel 5's CBB vs TiBB's CBB. (if i cba tbh) |
How is this still on the air? Witchcraft. CBB32. I think. It's been a long time. Long enough for the Cash Me Outside girl to finally become bankrupt and agree to do this. I tried to cast a lot of trashy, fighty women. I think I succeeded with Rustie Lee. Cast List http://i.imgur.com/QMJdXtH.png Week One http://i.imgur.com/gNyHiWl.png [That's um. That's quite the opening, Adam R.] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Rachel Stevens vs. Rustie Lee - a very believable outcome from this cast :think: No Nominations!: Julia Hartley-Brewer and Michelle from Judge Rinder! Evicted: Rachel Stevens [Sweet Dreams, my LA Ex :(] Week Two http://i.imgur.com/y2B7i7r.png [Slightly more believable events than week one.] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Rustie Lee, Sam Buttery, Adam Richman and Paul Sinha No Nominations!: Linda, Drita & Tracy! Evicted: Adam Richman [Man vs. Food vs. Impending Lawsuit from the Sinnerman] Week Three http://i.imgur.com/HjKjin0.png [YAAAAAAAS RUSTIE, GO OFF!!!!] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Martin Lewis vs. Paul Sinha No Nominations!: Brooklyn, Rustie and Michelle! - apparently stabbing Julia Hartley-Brewer gets a pass Evicted: Martin Lewis [He might save you money but you'll end up with second degree burns.] Week Four http://i.imgur.com/On3IRzP.png [It's posts like these that make me understand why Ammi didn't stick around for long yesterday] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Paul Sinha, Derek Acorah, Sam Buttery and CashMeOutsideHowbowdah girl No Nominations!: Drita, Neil, Brooklyn, Adam and Michelle! Evicted: Sam Buttery [We will have no interracial rimming on this show, thank you.] Week Five http://i.imgur.com/9DLx8eB.png [Presumably gets a bad aura from them, idk] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Paul Sinha, Rustie Lee and Sada Vidoo No Nominations!: Drita, Tracy and Michelle! Evicted: Paul Sinha [Was pretty sure he'd at least make the final on account of having been molested, but oh well] Week Six http://i.imgur.com/QOuxgEC.png [I bet she found that a stretch, the stupid bitch.] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Rustie Lee vs. Remy Ma No Nominations!: Michelle! Evicted: Remy Ma [This seems like a fairly obvious result for a BBUK series. Just upset Remy didn't bring the drama.] Week Seven http://i.imgur.com/8mE8E0m.png [Adam sure loves his rimming. I didn't even set that event to just be between two males.] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Sada Vidoo vs. Julia Hartley-Brewer - KNOCK THAT VIOLENT RACIST BITCH OUT, SADA :clap1: No Nominations!: Michelle and Joseline! Evicted: Julia Hartley-Brewer! [Thank you, Brantsteele] Week Eight http://i.imgur.com/1pYC5lA.png [I have my doubts about that second event, given that a) they're both American, b) she's too busy fighting and c) he was most likely in a coma at the time] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Sada Vidoo, Rustie Lee, Drita D'Avanzo, Danielle Whatever and Adam Thomas No Nominations!: Michelle and Brooklyn! Evicted: Drita D'Avanzo! [I can't say I'm too fussed about this considering she did **** all] Week Nine http://i.imgur.com/gJeXbBl.png [Nice of Sada to join in the "Tracy and Joseline" show] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Sada Vidoo vs. Derek Acorah No Nominations!: Michelle and Brooklyn! Evicted: Sada Vidoo! [Again, no real loss despite what the Eurovision thread fags will say] Week Ten http://i.imgur.com/6G17KZ0.png [YES MICHELLE. SCALP IT.] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Derek Acorah, Rustie Lee, Danielle Whatever, Linda Barker and Beenie Man! No Nominations!: Michelle and Adam! Evicted: Rustie Lee! [I erm...how?!] Week Eleven http://i.imgur.com/kiTYjeD.png [OK so they made up quickly. And Michelle is rapidly becoming the best CBB Housemate since Su Pollard.] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Derek Acorah, Linda Barker, CashMeOutsideGirl and Adam Thomas No Nominations!: Michelle and Brooklyn! Evicted: Adam Thomas! [That's a bit better. In this timeline Brooklyn is old enough to be considered the eyecandy now anyway.] Week Twelve http://i.imgur.com/3LU1d7B.png [I'm happy now that after a violent first four or five weeks, we're at the point of the series where housemates smoke weed, play VR games, and read Leo Tolstoy.] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Beenie Man vs. Joseline Hernandez No Nominations!: Michelle and Brooklyn! Evicted: Beenie Man! [Not the two rimmers going one after the other.] Week Thirteen http://i.imgur.com/6eaL4vq.png [Like I said last week, this is a very hippy house. Kathreya could neva!] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Tracy Morgan vs. Derek Acorah vs. Joseline Hernandez No Nominations!: n/a Evicted: Derek Acorah! [This game really does not want psychics to win :(] Week Fourteen http://i.imgur.com/fV7CBBr.png [She started off a bit rubbish but Linda Barker has really come into her element in this series.] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Linda Barker vs. Joseline Hernandez No Nominations!: n/a Evicted: Joseline! [Yeah if you think you can nominate Michelle Hassan you can get ****ing gone, love] Week Fifteen http://i.imgur.com/Frn8f0c.png [Quite the mental image.] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Linda Barker, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Michelle Hassan and Brooklyn Beckham No Nominations!: n/a Evicted: Brooklyn! [About time, really, you bloody no-mark] Week Sixteen http://i.imgur.com/vpRoNCL.png [That's an awfully long time spent writing 'Coleen Nolan' and 'Cashmeoutside Girl'.] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: Linda Barker, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, Danielle Bregoli and Tracy Morgan No Nominations!: n/a Evicted: Danielle! [I'm pretty much loving the idea of a violent thug making it all the way to top five at all, tbh] Week Seventeen http://i.imgur.com/q0IfpIb.png [The two gals playing very UTR in the final week. Will the strategy pay off?!?!?!?] Nominations Spoiler: Nominated: All four of them lol No Nominations!: n/a Evicted: Neil! [OK this is an excellent top three] Finale http://i.imgur.com/6c73WAO.png OMG my two girlies!!!!! http://i.imgur.com/X8NStPu.png YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS <3 Series Popularity http://i.imgur.com/dYFWo7Q.png [The launch night popularity seems relatively realistic to what I would expect. The end is... not quite?] [A far less popular final three this time, so Michelle's win was guaranteed.] [The most popular event was, as pictured, Beenie Man - a combination of getting rimmed by Adam Thomas and being on the receiving end of Julia Hartley-Brewer's bile. 24pts were gained.] [The least popular event was Martin Lewis setting fire to Rustie Lee's face, which understandably cost him 18 points.] Statistics Most Nominations: Danielle Bregoli (37), Derek Acorah (36), Linda Barker (34) Fewest Nominations: Ignoring the first three evictees... Drita D'Avanzo (7), Michelle Hassan (10) Most Evictions Survived: Linda Barker (6), Rustie Lee (5) Never Up for Eviction: n/a Highest Eviction Percentage: 91% for Joseline Hernandez vs. Linda Barker Highest Eviction Percentage (Multiple Nominees): 59% for Adam Thomas vs. 3 others Lowest Eviction Percentage: 53% for Remy Ma vs. Rustie Lee Lowest Eviction Percentage (Multiple Nominees): 23% for Rustie Lee vs. 4 others http://i.imgur.com/xRPXrfO.png |
meesh :love:
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Here for Michelle refusing to go back to work due to her new found popularity <3
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I'm just really happy that there was a consistent, charming period of four solid weeks (11-15) where the house turned into a drug-fueled chill zone and real friendships blossomed. It was surely wonderful.
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(i'm not sure how i've cast 'judge rinder's sidekick' before 'judge rinder' either)
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Michelle and Linda Barker becoming the best final two of all time? If only Queen Rustie Lee had of made the final three with them.
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A new series has actually been completed by me, take the cold from the snow and tell the wind don't blow.
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Stop blowing, wind!
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If none of these cast Hi My Name's Catrina at any point then I'll be bitterly disappointed
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CBB33, after CBB32 and the award winning final two, Channel 5 got enough money to perfect time travel, they travelled back to 1984 and into a pink windmill, unfortunately Spencer has been snubbed due to him not returning to the 2017 reunion (****ing bastard), but the other 9, plus two additions to the cast are back and competing in a reality tv show, you try stopping the music, because nobody can stop the music.
(and if you don't know who any of these are, please go and educate yourself before proceeding) http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psx4ztgw1d.png Week One http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psxe9dayml.png Slay a bit Abbie Nominated - Lorraine and Old Lady No nominations - Abbie Evicted - Lorraine YESSSSSSSSSSSSS Week two http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psxzhejqij.png and my name is Geoffrey doesn't really work, C5 are really hating Hugh Nominated - Hugh and Sarah No nominations - Nobody Evicted - Hugh Teach him to lie about his name Week three http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psymvssdmj.png I'm disappointed in you Fay. Nominated - Catrina and Abbie (oh dear god) No nominations - Joe and Sarah Evicted - Catrina Losing the star in week 3... Week four http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...pslot5dai3.png Rod Hull comes back from the dead, but most of the UK misses it as Arg from TOWIE is making a cameo on OAP Love Island. Nominated - The entire house other than Jealous Bitch No nominations - Jealous bitch (who cares about your titanic accusations) Evicted - Joe :( The second best of the actual kids gone :( Week five http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psppualzyy.png Not Sarah and Emmagate again... Nominated - Emma and Debbie No nominations - Nobody Evicted - Emma Meh Week Six http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psf0rmsmap.png Old lady and Jealous Bitch is the friendship we all need in our lives and lets not even try to deny it. Oh and can Anthony stop this madness Nominated - Anthony, Debbie, Sarah, Old Lady and Abbie No nominations - Nobody Evicted - Sarah Ok good, maybe people will stop mixing up Sarah and Emma Week Seven http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...pszarwhgot.png Old Lady going to Lanzarote having the holiday she deserves Nominated - Abbie, Debbie, Old Lady and Anthony No nominations - Nobody Evicted - Anthony YESSSS AMAZE FINAL 4 <3 Week Eight http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psyluyoiwr.png Not Debbie doing a Jemima's child Nominated - Old Lady, Debbie and Abbie No nominations - Nobody Evicted - Old Lady :( The true winner eliminated :( Finale Third place - Jealous bitch - 17.55% Third place queen club? Winner - Abbie - 42.56% Second place Debbie - 39.91% So there we go, a pretty good series, minus Catrina being robbed in Week 3 and Abbie beating Long thumb Debbie and the two iconic audience members. http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...psvygw4fql.png http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...ps29n80vdj.pnghttp://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...pstawjrvdx.pnghttp://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...ps7tzrmhnh.png http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...ps564f8sd8.png |
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Well that was a well-timed request
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I'm not giving that the time of day after shading 212 in the first event
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All cos I got Alice Barry first :idc:
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And she turned out to be a homophobe to poor David Blunkett! Beat it queen!
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Bitch, All-Stars was not low mother****ing rent.
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