she made it to the final :suspect:

What are you still doing in this thread

(actually maybe this wouldn't be the wisest of ideas because who on earth would be able to write more than a sentence about Sam Robertson)

Eh? Who said I wasn't allowed to comment?

I've done so ever since the game started. Not you making up the rules to a game which isn't even yours :idc:

I final pass underrated goddess Faria Alam

I give Sven-Göran Eriksson the killer nomination!

Kidding aside though, how long is this game planning on lasting?

However long we want. It never had a timeframe.

136th: Mary O'Leary (BB6)
http://www.virginmedia.com/tvradio/b...img/img_10.jpg

Thank you Macie for letting me take this overrated mess out of the game earlier than she was clearly destined for. Truth be told, she deserves around a 150th spot I suppose, but she really peaked on launch night. An awkward broomstick ride into the house where she could barely see through her hair must have blinded her potential, because she spent most of the week moping around, refusing to interact with anyone and making wild accusations about the other housemates. If you can be made to look stupid by Saskia (accusing her of having surgery when she hadn't) then you really are struggling as a human being. It was just incredibly uncomfortable and frustrating watching her being doted on by the likes of Roberto, Kemal, Craig, etc. only for her to grit her teeth and slag them all off in the diary room for 'being wannabes' (because nothing screams integrity like unveiling yourself as a holistic therapist).

There were brief highlights: her witch-themed birthday party let the other housemates unwind and she had a bit of a dance which was nice, and I suppose arguing with Saskia is commendable even if you're literally hissing and spitting on the floor whilst doing it, and she was ultimately the victim of a slightly unfair launch night twist but at the end of the day (to borrow BB6's defining catchphrase), if you're going to present yourself as this alternative victim of alien abduction then you're just asking to be embarrassed and sent packing.

So that's what I've done.

I save Kate again because she's not becoming the second female winner to be removed from the game. That will go to Sophie whether you like it or not.

Saskia Howard-Clarke (BB6)

http://worldofbigbrother.com/BB/UK/6/hms/Saskia3.jpg

Maxwell was cut a long time ago and it seems only fitting that his partner-in… well, eating sweets off his belly follows not too long after. Saskia has her supporters and she was certainly entertaining, but I’m assuming most of the love for her (is this actually a thing?) is out of her simply being a part of the masterpiece known as BB6 because whatever ingredients of the making of a good housemate that she had were immediately sucked out by Pigwell/Thugwell/Hitler With a Buzzcut – and in some cases, quite literally (see: “at least someone got wet tonight”) and good god this is sentence is crying out for some punctuation isn’t it. Her worst crime (actually no wait she ****ed Maxwell, this is her second worst crime) (maybe she is actually that bad after all), though, was that she tried to take down Makosi during the very much iconic #cidergate. Nobody takes down Makosi “The Black Oprah” Musambasi and lives to tell the tale. Well maybe apart from border control.

Also yes I think she was a little bit racist (buy the Avenue Q soundtrack on iTunes) oops! But it’s fine because she’s a quarter Sri Lankan. Also everyone thought her surgery scars on her chest were evidence of her having a boob job and I don't really know what to say about that so. I’ll leave you with some words of wisdom, as spoken by a much superior housemate and human being:

Who is Ed Sheeran sef indeed

Postscript: didn’t she live blog BB13 for its sponsor or something once (Saskia, not Makosi, lol as if I even need to specify that)

I'm saving Toya because her fanny spray is greater than Saskia's entire existence and I think that's a fair comparison to make.

save hazel, evict biannca

(actually I don't particularly want to save Toya but that's a... limited list isn't it)

quite a fair few better tbf

Toya was going to get cut otherwise (...and she was); I doubt the same fate would have fallen upon, like, Amma

Save Alison, evict Jade

Yes I have just evicted a dead person. I have no shame.

I will work on her and Nicole in the morning.

Chris James - BB13:

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...0Big%20Brother
('Ladies man' Chris everybody)

Like many already eliminated housemates Wolfy, Pauline, Caroline etc Chris had the launch night curse placed upon him when he entered the house. I don't even know why he was so well liked does sounding like Joe Pasquale and being fat mean you have to be well liked I don't know? He entered the house and didn't do much really for his first few days so to be honest I didn't have a huge problem with him he could have stayed he could have been evicted I couldn't have cared less. One of his pros was him saying goodbye to Victoria when she was unfairly evicted after three days in the house compared to the likes of scummy Caroline who stated they were thrilled she left and just celebrated the fact that C-U-N-T Conor had survived eviction.

Chris then all of a sudden developed this horrid personality that would come out at the most ridiculous times. He seemed to have problems with everyone in the house. He lost it multiple times with housemates when he didn't seem to get his own way and would throw his dummies out the pram. Like I'm not a huge fan of Luke S but all I remember is him trying constantly to pick fights with Luke and Luke just came across as the better person every time as he didn't rise to Chris' constant attempts to try and get him wound up. He also lost it with Becky in the bedroom after she told him to calm down after loosing his temper with Scott screaming at her that he would nominate her every week he could. He also had an argument with Queen Lauren Carre I'm not sure what over thinking about it but I'm not here for anyone who is nasty to C5's goddess housemate. His temper was something which obviously his housemates and the public clearly couldn't handle as he was evicted over Aaron in week two.

I'm saving goddess Grace Adams-Short and MB 'shut up you moose'

The lighting in the BB3 pictures are awful.

Save Karly, Evict Pete
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131st - Pete Bennett, winner - BB7
http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/a...0_1963138a.jpg

Not much to say about Pete really... he had overbearing tourettes and you could never tell whether he was playing up for the cameras or not, I remember having to fast forward through a lot of tiresome DRs on rewatch. He was generally pleasant but it felt like he had some sort of superiority complex and deserved the win over all the others, this was especially highlighted during the final week when he turned on Aisleyne because she genuinely messed up a task where she gives pros of Pete winning and he was just pretty shitty about it. There was also that time with the suggestion box and someone anonymously DARED to suggest Pete wash a bit more often as he had bad BO leading to a house manhunt to find this awful person.. yeah I didn't enjoy his being put on a pedestal. It was also annoying to realise that already by launch night the winner was predetermined and would never waiver.

Otherwise, he was generally OK.. besides nominating good housemates he was one of the few to be nice to Shahbaz, and there was the iconic Pete/Nikki relationship with the Jennie/Lisa/Lea sideliners - which was a tad annoying how he'd never be picked up on about this whereas the likes of Noirin were demonised for it.

Bye Pete.

Sorry Troy. Bonnies still in I evicted Chris instead

Imagine saving Grace though

Which isn't in any way a saving grace

Grace was a great HM :nono:

Excuse me Grace is a goddess