Lauren charging £300 a month for a website. :omgno:

You've spoke to her yourself and got on with her so should know she isn't :)

Her and Mark flirting made me a tad sick

Natalie Cassidy gave birth today

http://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/east...welcomes-baby/

Get money, bitch!

No, I think it was probably foreshadowing her and Mark getting it on.

Kim :joker:

Why does everyone like Jay? He's dire even before his storyline

Shakil and that bloody whistle.

"I might not have put a ring on his finger, not in the traditional sense."

I cackled

Two out of three of Kush's storylines have been Who's the Daddy storylines. :laugh:

I dunno if Denise is pregnant.. She's clearly got Addison's disease - it gives you a massive salt craving (the crisps) and can make you tired all the time. It also reduces certain hormone levels in the body so I dunno if it can give you a false result on a pregnancy test?

Plus hasn't she been on the menopause the past few months?

Surely we're not having another pregnancy storyline, I swear there's been like 6 in the past year?

I thought that was part of the "trick".

This is EastEnders and everything has to come out one way or another; it seems like her being pregnant is the only possible way that her night with Phil will be revealed. Unless it was just another "stealing the post" scenario and won't be mentioned ever again.

September does't look great.

Last years September was underwhelming, Halloween was good.

Didn't Phil wear a condom though? :think:

Yes because the wrapper was under the sofa, unless it burst.

The thought of Phil in a condom makes me a little bit ill.

Shouldn't have been allowed to see the sunrise, let alone breed!

http://i.giphy.com/kMp42nQgsWyFq.gif

As if someone like Phil completely off his face, old fat alcoholic who gives a sh*t about nobody and doesn't care that he's killing himself with booze and a wasted Denise would even think about let alone bother with a condom.

Tbh, the early stages of the menopause are actually a risky time for unexpected pregnancy. :omgno: Don't ask me how I know. :hee:

The new series of Mount Pleasant is on and every year I'm always shook at how much better Sam Womack is in it

Her face moves :omgno:

Ellen Thomas is in it too so watch you fake stan Will

It really shows how bored she appears at Eastenders.

How many women have ridden you whilst on the change? :omgno: