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Well it's been over 5 months since the last one!

CBB34: By Daniel-X Request
Cast List
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Yes, Carol Smillie looks a lot like Jackie Travers now. And yes, Nikki V was a late replacement for Elaine Lordan.

Week One
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[I think this makes Abby and Ricky quite hated, so sorry Daniel we may be in for a rough ride :(]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Kiely Williams vs. Nikki 'Not in front of my salad girl' V - wow the two black girls. Wow.
No Nominations!: Jennifer Ellison, John Cooper Clarke and Aaron Carter!
Evicted: Kiely!
[I really wanted to use 'Spectacular' at least three times this series </3]

Week Two
http://i.imgur.com/pO6Ty8U.png
[ugh my two fave guys are feuding </3]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Carol Smillie vs. Gorka Marquez vs. Little Richard
No Nominations!: just Paul Ross!
Evicted: Gorka!
[The Changing Rooms fanbase is stronger than you think, just look at Linda Barker's iconic runner-up spot!]

Week Three
http://i.imgur.com/HJuTekR.png
[I really didn't want us to find out this way, but in a way I'm just glad for the closure :(]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Abby Lee Miller vs. Nikki V vs. Little Richard :( :( :(
No Nominations!: Kathy Najimy, Carol Smillie, Brooke Hogan and Aaron Carter!
Evicted: Nikki V!
[Evicted? In front of her salad? You guys are disgusting!]

Week Four
http://i.imgur.com/g0jE0Mt.png
[I just don't know what to make of these events.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Abby Lee Miller vs. Joe Wicks vs. Miriam Margolyes vs. Mel Blatt vs. Little Richard
No Nominations!: Paul Ross and Brooke Hogan!
Evicted: Joe!
[About time! Now the big gals can relax!]

Week Five
http://i.imgur.com/162puAH.png
[Now I feel awful for a fictional version of Little Richard :( wow that pop flop got bold since coming out.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Abby Lee Miller vs. Howard from the Bake Off. Wow they hate Abby! 10 out of a possible 15 nominations!
No Nominations!: Jennifer Ellison, Kathy Najimy, Aaron Carter and Brooke Hogan!
Evicted: Abby!
[I'm sorry Daniel :( the UK public are trash]

Week Six
http://i.imgur.com/4mEP5gR.png
[The first 'gnome' is Tom obviously bc he's the smallest]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Carol Smillie vs. Little Richard vs. Howard from the Bake Off
No Nominations!: just Brooke Hogan!
Evicted: Howard!
[This is getting a tad upsetting already]

Week Seven
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[Yaaaas Henny :clap1:]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Miriam Margolyes vs. Little Richard vs. Mel Blatt
No Nominations!: Kathy, Aaron and Brooke again!
Evicted: Little Richard
[Honestly I'm appalled at how this house has treated him.]

Week Eight
http://i.imgur.com/pC4ESjw.png
[Oh wow the oldies are dominating the highlights :clap1:]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Miriam Margolyes vs. John Cooper Clarke vs. Ricky Tomlinson vs. Jennifer Ellison vs. Mel Blatt
No Nominations!: Jessica, Aaron and Brooke again!
Evicted: Ricky!
[Wow the public have something against the name 'Richard']

Week Nine
http://i.imgur.com/yBzvfWt.png
[Yeah Abby did that first you tedious bitch! And wow RIP Tish]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Jennifer Ellison vs. Mel Blatt
No Nominations!: John, Aaron and Brooke again!
Evicted: Jennifer!
[Welp sorry Daniel but neither of your cast picks have made it past halfway </3]

Week Ten
http://i.imgur.com/GP05fMj.png
[A tad silly since he hasn't been up for eviction yet.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Dog the Bounty Hunter vs. Miriam Margolyes vs. Mel Blatt - welp now he's up for eviction, and Vanessa's most likely saving him </3 RIP Miriam my queen?
No Nominations!: Kathy, Aaron and Brooke again!
Evicted: Mel!
[At least she FAR outlasted Natalia Kills <3333]

Week Eleven
http://i.imgur.com/LdYApzU.png
[Oh wow, welcome to the highlights Brooke and Aaron?]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Dog the Bounty Hunter vs. Carol Smillie - can't call this one :worry:
No Nominations!: Just Kathy and Brooke this time
Evicted: Carol!
[Linda stays winning :clap1: (at least until Anna Richardson wins CBB39)]

Week Twelve
http://i.imgur.com/tbGupe6.png
[Starting to think that Dog is going to walk this :worry:]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Dog the Bounty Hunter vs. Paul Ross - ok so RIP Paul I guess?
No Nominations!: Just Kathy this time! Brooke actually got a nomination :omgno:
Evicted: Paul!
[He managed to increase the value of his Amazon canvasses to £499.99 per item so who's really the loser here?]

Week Thirteen
http://i.imgur.com/leIg1wa.png
[Ugh Miriam is playing :clap1: this :clap1: like :clap1: a :clap1: pro :clap1:]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Dog the Bounty Hunter vs. Miriam Margolyes vs. Shaquille O'Neal - please come through Miriam :fc: :fc: :fc:
No Nominations!: Kathy and Jessica
Evicted: Dog the Bounty Hunter :omgno:!
[SU POLLARD WAS WRONG? WHAT?]

Week Fourteen
http://i.imgur.com/xM5QRjP.png
[Oh wow so Shaquille steps up his game now he's faced eviction, I see! Poor Brooke!]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Miriam Margolyes vs. Shaquille O'Neal
No Nominations!: Kathy and Brooke
Evicted: Shaquille O'Neal!
[omg is Miriam coming for the crown? :flutter:]

Week Fifteen
http://i.imgur.com/Ntex59p.png
[Intimidate the others with your deities sis!]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Miriam Margolyes vs. Brooke Hogan vs. Aaron Carter - hopefully they haven't been super popular all series and Miriam survives again :fc:
No Nominations!: John! Flawless gameplay John :clap2:
Evicted: Aaron!
[Bye you vicious bisexual bastard!]

Week Sixteen
http://i.imgur.com/vO2kFvh.png
[End of series dip? Nuh-uh honey, these gals are bringing the drama right until the very last drop!]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: Miriam Margolyes vs. Brooke Hogan :worry:
No Nominations!: Jessica!
Evicted: Miriam!
[OVER BROOKE HOGAN? I LOSE MY QUEEN TO THAT? FOR ****'S SAKE, BRANT STEELE]

Week Seventeen
http://i.imgur.com/kak0mnf.png
[Oh shut UP, Brooke! BITCH.]
Nominations

Spoiler:

Nominated: John Cooper Clarke vs. Brooke Hogan vs. Kathy Najimy
No Nominations!: n/a for once
Evicted: John!
[ffs Jessica better walk this :(]

Finale
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http://i.imgur.com/fvvLhSf.png
Yay I guess?

Statistics
Most Nominations: Miriam (44), Dog (35)
Fewest Nominations: Kiely (5), Gorka (7)
Most Evictions Survived: Miriam Margolyes (7)
Never Up for Eviction: Jessica Simpson!
Highest Eviction Percentage (Head to Head): Kiely Williams vs. Salad Girl - 87.68%
Highest Eviction Percentage (Multi Nominees): Salad Girl, 78.47% vs. Abby Lee Miller and Little Richard
Lowest Eviction Percentage (Head to Head): Jennifer Ellison, 51.14% vs. Mel Blatt
Lowest Eviction Percentage (Multi Nominees): Little Richard, 37.41% vs. Miriam Margolyes and Mel Blatt

Makes the Highlights Eight Times: Brooke Hogan
Makes the Highlights Six Times: John Cooper Clarke
Makes the Highlights Five Times: Kathy Najimy
Makes the Highlights Four Times: Little Richard, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Shaquille O'Neal, Aaron Carter & Miriam Margolyes
Makes the Highlights Thrice: Ricky Tomlinson & Jessica Simpson
Makes the Highlights Twice: Abby Lee Miller, Mel Blatt, Carol Smillie
Makes the Highlights Once: Howard Middleton, Jennifer Ellison & Paul Ross
Doesn't Make the Highlights At All: Kiely Williams, Gorka Marquez, Nikki V and Joe Wicks

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