shaun will you take me to wetherspoons irl one wednesday afternoon when they have a 2 for 1 offer on cocktail pitchers

ONLY if at least one of them is a Woo Woo

yes i will pay for everything

why hasn't daniel enabled asks yet so i can anonymously call him a stupid faggot

idek his tumblr oop

have you seen niall's bf http://snffkn.tumblr.com/tagged/me

nought him tagging that stevie nicks gifset as 'me' tho like how is that you oh you are gay and you feel stuff sometimes oh okay

we could all be really horrible about niall and he would never know bc he logs on like once every 3 weeks but i don't want to bc niall is lovely and i love him

lmao i was here when he showed us, yes he seems very lovely

i am NAWT here for niall taking over my 'baking queen' aesthetic though and i hope he over-salts his gingerbread this christmas

but shaun if i may ask oh my stars why is freakshow the only season of american horror story that you have tried when the overwhelming fav if asylum if i may ask

i watched the first episode of murder house i think, and it just weirded me out, and idk, this time around i thought i'd give it a try but i just got fed up during ep3 and deleted it out of frustration

i may watch asylum one day

http://i.imgur.com/TSW1zol.png

the original fantastic four cast list was so promising

ergh asylum is so good like it takes a few eps to get into but it slays also lily rabe was not present in any of the eps you watched and she is the star of the show

remember when wwiao was popular

ew FNO has not appeared in my inbox since forever but he posted like 8 minutes ago

was it all a lie

rofl

vanessa as this super-horny italian that seduces all of the enemies and then eats them like sharon stone in family guy
laura as this banshee-like supergirl who screams take that lyrics until the villains' ears bleed and they die
you as this witch-goddess who summons mythical animals to kill them in really weird ways like you get a unicorn to trample some dude to death and then shove its horn in its ass
and then me as a really low-key hero like i make parody tumblrs about the villains so that their feelings are hurt and they have low self-esteem and then laura barges in and is like YEAH TOO ****IN RIGHT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE ROBBED THAT BANK, WHATEVER I SAID WHATEVER I DID I DIDN'T MEAN IT (8)~

do you still follow jewmanji
did he ever get into the background of another sitcom

ugh why are you the only person on this earth that understands me

and yes omfg i used to speak to him quite a lot

obviously our main nemesis is ElProximo, a horrible straight white man in a wrestling mask who routinely tries to rape us all

i am one of those people that appears on vintage tv and tries to make a full one hour show from me once shaking hands with a member of gerry and the pacemakers during the 70's

remember when i sent him nudes and he replied saying i had phimosis which was untrue

i am fun sometimes