who did he say number 12 about, don't remember that?!

please no more, my stomach is hurtin from laffin so hard.

I would piss on your head while you slept. To Bea after she asked him what he would do if she stole his cider?:nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::n ono::nono::nono::nono::nono:

Marcus rocks my world!

"Old minge bag" :laugh2:

Legend never fails to make me laugh!

Bea: "What do you want for a can?"

Marcus: "Blow job"

:laugh3:

:joker:

''tug me off bea,''

''come on bea its not gunna suck itself''

''Wouldn't it be brilliant if you had mouths all over your body''

''dyou know what, im the type of hero that could teach my dick to suck itself, thats how ****ing great i am''

PMSL!! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

this guy must know he is comedy gold!!!!!!!!!!

PMSROFLMAO

That made me laugh out loud, and never a truer word spoken. Great stuff.

Loved what he said about his mum...something about why is she in the house, she should be at work...cant remeber the quote...Im crap :whistle:

"What does your mum look like, Marcus?"

"She was probably the one that looked most like a skeleton. That's probably why they chose her."

ROFL!

When Big Brother played the really loud crowd noise after someone shouted over the fence, Marcus and Rodrigo were walking past each other in the living room and Marcus started chanting:

"Get Rodrigo out! Get Rodrigo out!"

bastard bea!

:laugh2:

"BB" If you had to sack someone who would it be

"Marcus" You

:thumbs:

Some crackers tonight

Thats it Bea snatch it right out off my hand you ****ing **** LMAO

Some great photos there from the Irrepressible Dark Horse *or something like that*

Brilliant :thumbs2:

I bet I'l have seven hundred million billion (On how many emails he will have when he gets out) :bigsmile:

I'll try and update the thread in a couple of days, but there are so many to add and I really can't be asked tonight, lol.

My favourite was the ''I have a Siamese called Abdul. He is a little ****" xxxxx

Dear Rockchick.
Thank you for my letter. I'm glad someone appriciates me unlike the production team bastards. Sorry to hear about your accident. I hope all is well now. Glad to hear you like cats, I have siamese called Abdul. He is a little ****. I would like to write more but the aforementioned production team bastards are telling me my time is up.
All the ****ing best.
Marcus

"There's something there and you want it, and you can't have it and now you're pissing and moaning as usual. ****ing Bea, bloody bonkers Bea. Shut your ****ing cakehole bonkers Bea for once in your life"

Sophie: "You need anger management you swear so much"

Marcus "**** off!"

I had to sign up to this forum just to post this - the guy is a legend!!

Upon hearing that his Mom had been on BB, for David to identify in the Mummy task:

"My ****ing mother?! Hahaaa, whats she ****ing doing on Big Bother? She should be doing some ****ing work, not coming on here. ****ing old mingebag."

Love him!