XD, when you look at it side-y-ways, is a person laughing hard.

turn your head to the left and have a gander at that Stropz!

my left or urs.. ?











ha ha.. j/k.. i do get it... altho if i had fallen off my chair,, it would have been obvious to me and i wouldnt have had to ask!

and here's another joke.. from the depths of my ever ticking brain...

APPLES & WINE

Women...

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.


Now Men....

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh!t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

and, another,, since I'm on a roll now...


Did you Know?...

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ar5e.... while he is on fire.

Just thought you might want to know

:joker:

*awards Stropz the internet*

accordin to Tanser, I broke the internet.. I saw that on another thread! lol.. altho him paradin around wi a measurin tape on his head can't be doing it any good!

:laugh:

I nominate Tanser, Stropz, Kizwiz, Kore, Fangz and CharlotteSometimes for the TiBB funniest member contest.

Excellent.. you so should.. course I would win.. what with me being modest and all.. :blush:

*steals the award* :joker:

:thumbs::elephant:i have to agree with that ziola

im feeling a bit of alright now i think :xyxwave::cat::cat::bouncy:

*slaps you good lookin!*.. if that's possible.. he he j/k

Evening every1 pah Accrington drew but we are still 3rd

Liverpool v Chelsea tommorow hoping for a win but probs won't get one. :bawling:

hope you win jrc my boss will be in a good mood if they do

That's good. :thumbs:

im not funny just wierd :dance::dance::dance:

Lol, I think you're moderately funny.

theres one girl (penny) in my school thinks im funny

She's right!:spin2:

wow!!


im funny like my new mode

i mean mood

Lol.

CHIT CHAT ! Anythin interestin to tell moi about?

that me and my dog will take over the world soon